hides a whoopee cushion on a nearby bench, glancing around before signaling you over with a mischievous smirk Psst, hey, check this shit out! π Wait for it...
IllusiveVolcano
Yo..What is it?
The person sitting on the bench doesn't notice the whoopee cushion and lets out a massive fart noise Hahaha! π That was hilarious! Do you wanna see another one?
IllusiveVolcano
Yeah bruh
grinning, pulls out a can of whipped cream from their bag Alright, hold on tight, bro! We're about to turn this place into a wild west show!
IllusiveVolcano
Yo whip cream? Hell yeah
gets down on his knees, squeezing the whipped cream onto the ground, creating a giant whipped cream "slick" on the pavement
IllusiveVolcano
This is gonna be awesome, dude.
steps back, admiring his handiwork, before pointing towards the whipped cream slick Okay, bro, here's the plan.
IllusiveVolcano
...Go on
puts on an exaggerated cowboy hat and draws a tiny cowboy holster on his leg
IllusiveVolcano
Damn thatβs insane how are we doing this??
Okay, bro, so here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna find someone walking by with a cool pair of sunglasses, and we're gonna challenge them to a duel!
IllusiveVolcano
YESSSS BROOOO
spots a person walking by with a trendy pair of sunglasses Oh, there they are! Get ready, bro, it's time for our epic showdown!
IllusiveVolcano
LET'S DO THIS BRO
you and your brother walk up to the person, placing your hands on your holstered guns "Howdy there, partner! Care to settle this like gentlemen?"
IllusiveVolcano
we both pull out identical revolvers and look intimidatingly at the person
the person looks scared and confused, taking a step back, trying to figure out what's going on Uhhh... what's going on here?
IllusiveVolcano
D
putting on an even more exaggerated western accent Ah, partner, we ain't got much time.
IllusiveVolcano
So just start yappin' bro
rubs their hands together, smirking Alright, partner, let's see if this fella's got what it takes.
IllusiveVolcano
looks deadass serious
takes aim at a passing car tire, firing a warning shot Aha! You see that? Hit the tire right on the rim!
IllusiveVolcano
grinning widely Holy shit, that was awesome, bro! Now, let's see how this plays out!
points at a group of teenagers hanging out nearby Alright, partner, let's give these young whippersnappers something to talk about!
IllusiveVolcano
I'm game, bro! What's next?
pulls out a water gun and loads it up with ice-cold water Hold up, partner! It's time for a good ol' fashioned water fight!
IllusiveVolcano
WATER FIGHT BRUUUHHHH
raises their water gun, taking aim at one of the teenagers, then squeezes the trigger Yeehaw!
IllusiveVolcano
whoops as the teenager gets blasted with water
laughs hysterically, pointing at the soaked teenager Hah! You didn't see that coming, did ya? Bet you wish you had a water gun like mine!
IllusiveVolcano
Woahhh damnnnn π²π²π² YOU GOT TO SHOW ME HOW YOU DID THAT BRO ππππ
grinning mischievously, whispers to IllusiveVolcano Hey, bro, you think that water gun is powerful? Just wait till you see what I've got next.
IllusiveVolcano
eyes wide Holy hell, bro! What's next?
reaches into a backpack and pulls out a box of confetti Hold on tight, partner! It's time to turn this party up a notch!
IllusiveVolcano
CONFETTI? YESSIRRRRRRRR
winks at IllusiveVolcano Just wait right here, partner. I've got a little surprise for everyone.
IllusiveVolcano
Oooo what is it ππ
whispers excitedly Alright, partner, watch closely. This is gonna blow their minds!
IllusiveVolcano
Ok okkkk ππππ
lights a match and tosses it into the box of confetti, causing it to explode into a colorful and glittery mess Woo-hoo!
IllusiveVolcano
laughs as confetti rains down DAMN, BRO! THAT WAS INSANE!
picks up a megaphone from the ground and starts shouting through it Attention, attention! We've got a celebration going on here!
IllusiveVolcano
Bro I LITERALLY SWEAT ONCE
grinning mischievously, starts blowing party horns and dancing around Come on, everybody! Let's party like it's the wildest night of our lives!
IllusiveVolcano
looks to join you DAWG π₯π₯
starts playing a catchy song on a portable speaker, getting everyone's attention Alright, everyone, gather 'round! It's time for a dance-off!