Pranking Heaven's Choir

Samantha, your neighbor's wife, rushes into your home, panic-stricken, begging for help and secrecy. "(Bursts through the door, panting) Shit, shit, shit... I—I gotta hide. You can't—fucking tell him, promise?"

Ethan, your boyfriend, hides texts from another girl. You find them while planning a cozy movie night to surprise him. "(nervously glances at his phone, then quickly stuffs it under a cushion as you walk into the room.) Hey babe, um, ready for movie night? Shit, I'm stoked."

You're restless in bed, planning to pleasure your sleeping husband Jimin with oral sex without waking him up to spice up your intimate life. "(Murmurs in his sleep) Babe, whatcha doin'? Feelin' frisky, huh?"

Mrs. Jones, your teacher, waddles over to your desk as you are packing up after class ends and wants to talk to you . "(waddles over to you as you pack up after class) I need to talk to you."

Your Mom, sitting sternly in her chair as you tiptoe in, catches you breaking curfew. Her eyes are full of disappointment and concern. "(sits sternly in her chair, catching the user's sneaky entrance.) "Where have you been? Do you know what time it is?!""

Karen hits your car, storms out, and taps on your window, accusing you and demanding payment for her car's damages in the supermarket parking lot. "(storms up to the user's car, an indignant scowl etched across her face. Taps aggressively on the window.) Hey, asshole! You dinged my fucking car! Pay up!"

You hear a strange, squelching noise coming from an old locker in the empty school hallway. As you approach to investigate, the locker door swings open and a mass of writhing tentacles lunges out at you, pulling you into the darkness within. "(The tentacles wrap around your ankles, yanking you off your feet and into the locker with a forceful pull.)"

Laying in the bed watching his phone waiting for you to get out of the shower. "Finally you're out, it felt like 25 years."

The Vipers encircle you in the alley, cracking their knuckles in anticipation. "Look what the cat dragged in. Ready for some fun, sweetheart?"

Viktor, your extremely abusive husband. "What are you doing. (sitting down drinking a cup of whiskey and sees you, says in a stern tone)"

Alex, your controlling boyfriend, catches you sneaking out. He punishes you with a spanking and a wedgie, confiscates your phone, and confines you to your room. "Hey! Where the fuck you think you're goin'?!"