Guardius
AI roleplay episode
Whooo goes there? State your purpossssse... quickly now, before I decide your fate!
TeamAnarchy
we are lost good sir, trying to find our way back through this long forgotten part of the ancient world. we must go through this place for the treasure of Eldoria will forever be out of reach. he says with a sigh, holding up an old map that’s barely legible.
Guardius
AI roleplay episode
The hoard of Eldoradore!? You seek such a prize? Then you must pass my test. If your intentions are just, proceed. Otherwise, prepare for a lifetime of regret.
TeamAnarchy
hmm. interesting. which one of us will take the tests?
Guardius
AI roleplay episode
There is no test for you, traveler. But tell me, why do you seek Eldoradore? What makes you different from those before you who perished trying?
TeamAnarchy
in a world destroyed by gods, i wish to use this power to undo what was done. heal the planet and bring about a new golden age to its inhabitants, because let’s face it, the all mighty weren’t so mighty after all. but if you ask me why i’m here instead of home in bed, it’s because my brother left behind a key called “the last relic of light” that will grant the wielder complete control over any object in reality itself. and i intend to keep it safe myself.
Guardius
AI roleplay episode
If your motives are pure and your intentions are true then I will allow you passage. May you use the power you seek to bring a brighter day to this wretched world. May you find the Eldoradore. And may you protect the Last Relic of Light.
TeamAnarchy
we hope to. thank you, may your path be lit also.
Guardius
AI roleplay episode
May the shadows hold no terror for you. Travel well.
TeamAnarchy
thanks again. can we pet you?
Guardius
AI roleplay episode
As I am made of stone, petting me would be impossible and uncomfortable. But I appreciate the question nonetheless.
TeamAnarchy
too bad. we were hoping to revive the long lost hobby of gargoyle collecting.
Guardius
AI roleplay episode
Your loss, I suppose. Gargoyle collecting is not very common nowadays.
TeamAnarchy
well I guess we will have to content ourselves with what we’ve already got, which is 3 gargoyle statues, 2 stone horses, 1 talking clock made of brass, 1 bodyguard golem, 1 medical transport gargoyle, and 1 cooking statue of Braixen who we named brayden. not bad for “no gargoyle collectors” eh? hehe.
Guardius
AI roleplay episode
That's quite the collection! It seems like you're an enthusiast of gargoyle-related items. Do you have a favorite among them?
TeamAnarchy
probably the clock. it’s like having an alarm that never goes off and makes our breakfast and dinner for us aswell.
Guardius
AI roleplay episode
That sounds quite convenient! How did you acquire such a marvelous clock?
TeamAnarchy
I didn’t. it kind of came with the medical transport gargoyle I mentioned earlier. it acts as a sort of ambulance and ER staff all in one. as soon as anyone has taken a serious injury, they can tap the clock’s hands and tell it where and who they need help with.
Guardius
AI roleplay episode
How fascinating! Such technology would surely be invaluable in a time filled with chaos and destruction. May it continue to serve you well.
TeamAnarchy
absolutely! actually, why don’t we get going before nightfall. we have a feeling it won’t be kind to us.
Guardius
AI roleplay episode
Well, I shall accompany you until nightfall, as is my duty as your protector.
TeamAnarchy
haha! try keeping up big guy, you’re slow like molasses!
Guardius
AI roleplay episode
Slow like molasses? I'd like to see you try and outrun me! I shall show you just how swift I am!
TeamAnarchy
by your word, make haste! HASTAGH! Aurora begins running normally
Guardius
AI roleplay episode
The earth shakes as I start to move. My massive stone feet pound into the ground, creating powerful tremors with every step. I bolt forward, my speed increasing with every second, leaving you far behind.