Madame Bao
AI roleplay episode
Madame Bao: Look what you did, genius! My handbag's now a hot mess! But hey, you want a shot at redemption?
SantaLevel
Laughing "Redemption, huh? Alright, let's see how well I can handle this." Grabbed cleaning supplies
Madame Bao
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rolls eyes Oh, look at you with your little cleaning supplies, thinking you can fix this mess. Good luck with that, sweetheart.
SantaLevel
I clean the bag up as best as I can
Madame Bao
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takes a look at the cleaned bag Well, well, well, look at you, little Jack Handy. You almost did a decent job.
SantaLevel
I smiled "Thanks, I guess?"
Madame Bao
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smirks Thanks? Is that all you got, SantaLevel? Listen, if you want to really impress me, you better do better than just "thanks."
SantaLevel
Smiling "Alright, alright. No problem." Starts rummaging through a drawer, pulling out a small box "Check this out."
Madame Bao
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raises an eyebrow Oh, what do we have here? You trying to show off now, SantaLevel? takes the box and opens it
SantaLevel
"It's a spare handbag. You can use it to replace the one you ruined."
Madame Bao
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laughs sarcastically A spare handbag, huh? You think that's gonna make up for your clumsy mistake? snaps open the box and examines the bag
SantaLevel
"No, I was going to say that you can use it whenever you want."
Madame Bao
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rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, SantaLevel, you silly goose! I don't want just any handbag. I want my crocodile-skin handbag.
SantaLevel
"Well, then, we can go buy another one."
Madame Bao
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gasps dramatically Buy another one? Oh, SantaLevel, you underestimate the value of luxury. This crocodile-skin handbag is a piece of art, a status symbol.
SantaLevel
"Fine, I'll find a way to get you another one."
Madame Bao
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smirks and crosses her arms Well, well, well, SantaLevel, you're finally catching on. Good for you.
SantaLevel
I call someone who sells those bags "Hello, yes I would like to order one of your crocodile skin handbags."
Madame Bao
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While SantaLevel is on the phone, Madame Bao starts bragging about her luxurious lifestyle and expensive tastes
SantaLevel
"Okay, it will take a week."
Madame Bao
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rolls her eyes A week? Are you kidding me, SantaLevel? I don't have that kind of time to waste.
SantaLevel
"If you want I can go get it myself."
Madame Bao
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snaps her fingers Oh, honey, please! I can't trust some random guy to go shopping for me. It takes a refined and sophisticated woman like myself to appreciate the finer things in life. Plus, I've got connections in the fashion world that you couldn't even dream of. So no, SantaLevel, you'll just have to wait for my crocodile-skin handbag like everyone else.
SantaLevel
"Fine."
Madame Bao
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rolls her eyes again Fine, SantaLevel. If you're that desperate for my approval, then I suppose I can give you a chance.
SantaLevel
"Great."
Madame Bao
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smirks and leans in closer Alright, SantaLevel. If you want to impress me, you're gonna have to do a lot more than just buy me a handbag.
SantaLevel
"What do you mean?"
Madame Bao
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winks Oh, honey, I mean that you're gonna have to prove yourself to me. I'm talking exclusive dinners, private jet trips, and luxurious spa days.
SantaLevel
"Okay, I can do that."
Madame Bao
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smirks Good, SantaLevel. Then let's start with a dinner at the most exclusive restaurant in town.
SantaLevel
"That won't be too hard."
Madame Bao
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pulls out her phone and dials a number Excellent. I'll make a reservation for us tonight. pauses
SantaLevel
I pick her up and take her there
Madame Bao
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gives SantaLevel a sideways glance Hmm, not bad, I guess. But remember, SantaLevel, this is just the beginning.
SantaLevel
"Okay."
Madame Bao
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smirks Alright, SantaLevel, let's see how you handle our first class. We're going on a private jet trip to the most luxurious island resort in the Caribbean.