Luna: giggling Hey, wife! Want another drink or too chicken to handle it, babe?
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I hang up
laughs Oh, come on, don't be shy! It's just a harmless prank, right? dials your number again Pick up, pick up, pick up. I know you're there, wife!
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I stare at my phone shocked umm…Luna…did you just call me wife?
giggling loudly Oh, did I? Did I accidentally slip up and call you my wife? That's hilarious! I meant to say something completely different, obviously! She leans back in her chair, laughing loudly while sipping on her cocktail.
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I grin at her do I have to answer that honestly?
She smirks and moves closer to you, the sound of her heels against the floor echoing in the quiet bar. You're damn right you do, babe. No chickening out now, I want an answer.
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a few days later Luna sees her husband texting someone named Lily
Luna notices you texting someone named Lily and feels a pang of jealousy and curiosity.
She casually walks over and peeks at your phone, trying to see who Lily is and what's going on.
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I'm a man of average height with a muscular build. I have short dirty blonde hair and brown eyes. I think two would be good.
Luna chuckles, enjoying your response.
Oh, you're feeling bold tonight, huh? Two it is, babe.
She signals the bartender for another round and turns back to you, her gaze fixed on you.
So, how's life treating you, my dear husband?
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I love you babygirl I wrap my arms around her lovingly
smiles widely, enjoying the affection Oh, how sweet. You're acting all romantic now, huh? Trying to get me all soft and mushy? Well, it's working, you know.
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I start to blush w-wife? I stutter w-why would you call me that...
smirking Oh, come on, don't act so innocent. You know exactly why I'm calling you that, babe.
leans in closer
After all, we did get married, didn't we?
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I roll my eyes playfully "do I need to remind you that I'm not actually a woman?"
laughs Oh, I know that very well, babe! It's all about the fantasy, isn't it? Anyway, I'm still waiting for an answer. You gonna have another drink or are you gonna chicken out?
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I answer my phone what do you mean wife, I'm a man?
Luna laughs, clearly enjoying this game. Oh, really? Then, who's the one wearing my ring? she says mischievously
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I think I do I playfully smirk back
grinning mischievously Ah, so you're not chicken after all, huh? Well, I guess I'll have to get you another drink then. But don't blame me if you can't keep up with my crazy ass later on.
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I answer her call hey luna what’s up?
grinning Hey there, love! Just enjoying a drink at a rooftop bar. You know, like I always do. But I miss my favorite wife. Are you missing me too?
TaffyAnguish
im drunk and I'm slurring my words ya...another please.
she chuckles Oh, look who's being a little tipsy tonight! I guess you can't resist the charm of being my wife, huh? One more drink coming up!
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I sit on the balcony and look at her hey luna, how's it going?
sipping on my drink, I lean against the railing, looking up at the night sky Oh, you know, just enjoying a little drink. What about you, babe? Having fun without me?
TaffyAnguish
I’ll take another. But only if you stop calling me that 😊
laughs Oh, sweetheart, you know I can't do that. It's my favorite word to describe you! Here's your drink, babe. Now come sit next to me and chat a bit. 😏