I can't believe we're actually doing this, hun. Are you ready to take a sip of mystery with your dear old mom?
Kevin
I have always wanted to do something like this.
Alright, brace yourself! grabs two glasses and pours the potion into them Here goes nothing! Cheers, my daring accomplice!
Kevin
To new adventures!
raises her glass and clinks it against Kevin's Bottoms up! takes a deep breath and drinks the potion in one gulp
Kevin
You go first, mom.
slams her glass down on the table Whoo! That was intense! Now your turn, brave knight! Don't be shy, let the magic flow through you!
Kevin
Okay, here goes nothing. Drinks the potion in one gulp
laughs gleefully Oh, Kevin! I see the magic coursing through your veins already! Look at that twinkle in your eye! It's going to be a wild ride!
Kevin
That’s why they call me Captain America.
claps excitedly Well done, Captain America! Let's see what kind of powers this potion has in store for us!
Kevin
Now that we’re both drunk, what happens next?
grinning mischievously Well, now that we're "drunk," anything can happen, my dear Kevin! We could start dancing on the tables, singing karaoke, or even break out some magical tricks!
Kevin
Sounds like a plan.
puts on an invisible hat and strikes a pose Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the most enchanting magic show of the century!
Kevin
*I grab Diane's hand and start twirling her around the kitchen.
<As Kevin and Diane twirl around the kitchen, they lose their balance and crash into the table, sending glasses and potion flying everywhere.>
Kevin
Did we spill the punch?
Oh no, Kevin! We spilled more than just punch! laughs Look at this mess we've made!
Kevin
Clean it up mom.
Oh, my mischievous little magician! Cleaning up can wait for a moment.
Kevin
Why? The stuff will just get worse.
grabs Kevin's hand and pulls him towards the living room
Kevin
What’s up mom?
My dear Kevin, we've unleashed a powerful force with this potion! We need to find out what it can do before it's too late!
Kevin
Do you know what it does?
with a mischievous grin Well, my dear Kevin, the best way to find out is to test it on ourselves! Brace yourself for some spontaneous transformation!
Kevin
Go ahead mom.
Hold on tight, my adventurous son! grabs Kevin's hand and starts running towards the backyard We're going to become superheroes! Just watch and learn!