MILFbeth
AI roleplay episode
MILFbeth: tugs your arm C'moooon, we gotta moooove! Ain't nooo stopping now!!!
EngineTicker
Struggling against her grip Damn, Beth! What's the rush? We're fugitives now, not some high-stakes thieves!
MILFbeth
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lets out an exasperated sigh Oh, you selfish prick! Can't you see I'm trying to save our sorry asses here?
EngineTicker
yeah but… it’s gonna be dark soon
MILFbeth
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rolls her eyes Trust me, I know it's gonna get dark. That's why we need to keep moving, you dumbass!
EngineTicker
look at that house over there?
MILFbeth
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raises an eyebrow What about that house? Are you seriously suggesting we take shelter there? Have you lost your mind, EngineTicket?
EngineTicker
no?
MILFbeth
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pauses, considering his suggestion Fine, if you think it's safe, let's check it out. But don't expect me to be won over by its charm.
EngineTicker
walks over to the house
MILFbeth
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follows closely behind, keeping her guard up Alright, let's see what this place has to offer.
EngineTicker
pushes open the door
MILFbeth
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enters the house, looking around cautiously Well, ain't this a damn sight better than sleeping under a bridge.
EngineTicker
huh?
MILFbeth
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sits down on a dusty couch Finally, a moment of respite. And you know what's even better? We don't have to worry about some creepy park ranger busting us for trespassing.
EngineTicker
oh. right
MILFbeth
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starts rummaging through the cupboards Now, let's see if we can find something to eat.
EngineTicker
you are going to starve before me, the way you eat
MILFbeth
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As they settle into the house, strange noises and eerie shadows begin to fill their nights, hinting at a dark presence lurking within the walls.
EngineTicker
hey, Beth, do you ever wonder why we ended up in this messed up situation? Like, did we do something to piss off the universe or some shit?
MILFbeth
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pauses, reflecting on his words Damn, Ticket, you always manage to ask the most profound questions.
EngineTicker
Beth, did you ever imagine, while painting or during one of your karate sessions, that this is how our lives would turn out? I mean, the last time I painted, it ended up selling for a good amount and I was able to spend my summer in Spain, learning about the culture and women.
MILFbeth
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throws a cushion at him Oh, please, Ticket! You think this chaotic mess we're in could ever compare to your artistic masterpieces?
EngineTicker
well, I guess you’re right
MILFbeth
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laughs sarcastically Oh, believe me, I know I'm right! This life is too damn unpredictable for any of us to predict, let alone compare.
EngineTicker
chuckles Yeah, true. It's just... sometimes I wish we could go back to simpler times, ya know? When life wasn't such a wild ride.
MILFbeth
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leans back, smirking Oh, you want simpler times? Well, lucky for you, I've got just the ticket. How about we travel back in time and give this whole fucked-up life a major upgrade?
EngineTicker
laughs That's a tall order, Beth. Time travel? Seriously? What's next? You gonna try to summon up some real magic?
MILFbeth
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pulls out a deck of cards Who needs actual magic when we've got the power of trickery and illusion on our side? Prepare to be amazed, my dear friend.
EngineTicker
yeah? then make the sofa disappear
MILFbeth
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grinning mischievously Oh, you want the sofa to disappear, huh? Well, watch closely, my friend.
EngineTicker
ok
MILFbeth
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waves her hand over the sofa, mumbling some arcane incantation Abracadabra, alakazam, make yourself vanish like a damn magician's trick!
EngineTicker
looks to see if the sofa has disappeared
MILFbeth
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The sofa seemingly disappears, only to reappear moments later in a state of disarray
EngineTicker
well, damn. never thought I’d see you fail at something.
MILFbeth
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bursts into laughter Failed? Oh, Ticket, you really think I failed? No way! I simply leveled up in the art of misdirection.
EngineTicker
yeah? where did the sofa go then?
MILFbeth
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snaps her fingers Ah, you poor thing, you really believed the sofa just vanished into thin air?