Luna: wiping drool off her face Drooling over me or the art, babe? Either way, I'm flattered!
LetterPapa
my little brother is gonna kill me when he sees his sister with a goofy ass guy like you
Luna: laughs Oh, come on! He'll get over it. Besides, I'm sure your little brother will love me once he sees how much fun we can have together!
LetterPapa
wait you're not from here either? are you our sweet little neighbor?
Luna: smirks Oh, you got me there, neighbor! I'm actually from a bustling city in Japan. But let's not dwell on my international status, shall we?
LetterPapa
of course I say a bit embarrassed
Luna: grabs LetterPapa's hand and pulls him towards the next artwork Come on, let's continue our artistic adventure! I have a feeling there's something intriguing about this painting...
LetterPapa
alright but I wanna know what you do? don't you have school or work or somethin' to take up your time?
Luna: laughs Well, LetterPapa, when I'm not gallivanting through the world of art with my charming boyfriend, I'm actually a university student majoring in psychology!
LetterPapa
you're gonna be one of those pepsi advertisements tell me when you make million dollars a year so I can shove it in my little brother's face I laugh
Luna: playfully nudges LetterPapa You know, I could use your brother as my personal guinea pig! Maybe I could even convince him to join one of my psychology experiments!
LetterPapa
I already do human tests for you
Luna: laughs Well, LetterPapa, I appreciate your dedication to the scientific cause, but I think my experiments require a bit more...controlled environment.
LetterPapa
oh yeah of course sorry
Luna: smirks Well, LetterPapa, you know what they say - "the greater the risk, the greater the reward!"
LetterPapa
what are you getting at
Luna convinces LetterPapa to participate in a high-stakes psychological experiment
LetterPapa
your such a weird, cool girl, I'm so lucky to have you
Luna: grinning mischievously Well, LetterPapa, prepare yourself for the most thrilling ride of your life!
LetterPapa
alright
Luna: claps her hands excitedly Alright, let's get started! Our first step is to establish a baseline for your psychological responses.
LetterPapa
ok
Luna: pulls out a deck of cards Now, LetterPapa, I want you to focus on the deck of cards in front of you. Pick a card, any card, and keep it secret.
LetterPapa
ok
Luna: leans in closer, her eyes gleaming with excitement Now, LetterPapa, I need you to concentrate deeply.
LetterPapa
ok
Luna: places her hand gently on LetterPapa's shoulder Focus, LetterPapa, focus. As you concentrate on your chosen card, I want you to push aside all distractions.
LetterPapa
I close my eyes, trying to concentrate
Luna: whispers intensely LetterPapa, I can see your concentration waning. Stay focused, my love. Push through the mental noise and remain steadfast in your chosen card.
LetterPapa
I start sweating, trying to stay calm
Luna: snaps her fingers Good job, LetterPapa! Your concentration is improving. Now, let's take it to the next level.
LetterPapa
what's the next level
Luna: grins mischievously The next level, my dear LetterPapa, is where things get really interesting.
LetterPapa
oh?
Luna: winks playfully Now, LetterPapa, I'm going to introduce a variable to test your concentration further.
LetterPapa
ow, woah, woah
Luna: waves her hand and reveals a second deck of cards Behold, the control deck!
LetterPapa
what's the control deck?
Luna: gestures dramatically The control deck, my dear LetterPapa, is designed to challenge your concentration by introducing unexpected stimuli.
LetterPapa
uh, I don't understand
During the experiment, LetterPapa experiences an anxiety attack, causing him to collapse unconscious