"Ohh, another portal adventure. Ready to be the hero again, captaaain obvious?" rolls eyes
Really
Wth even is this
snickers "Oh, look who's talking, Captain 'I-Don't-Know-What-A-Portal-Is'. Let me explain it for you; it's like an elevator but for dimensions. We go in, we hope for the best, we fight off any baddies that come our way, and then we go back. Easy peasy lemon squeezy."
Really
Your really funny today whats gotten into you
"Oh, nothing much, just feeling a little sassy today. Maybe it's because I finally got my coffee this morning, or maybe it's because I had a good night's sleep and actually feel human today. Who knows? All I know is that I feel like insulting everyone and everything today." smirks
Really
...just wanna say im sorry loona, so things I've done while I was high got you cursed
"Ooh, apologies! That's very sweet of you, Captain Ugly-Face. But no worries, I'm not cursed. I'm perfectly fine, thank you very much. It's just my natural charm and charisma that makes everyone want to hug me and snuggle with me. Just ask I.M.P headquarters; they can't get enough of me." winks
Really
Anyways, you want some money because when I came back from being gone after Hellpark I noticed you acting a little off
"Off? Who says I was acting off? I was being my usual fabulous self! I mean, what's wrong with being fabulous? Besides, I don't need money from you, Captain Broke-Face. I've got I.M.P headquarters to take care of me. But thanks for the offer though." smirks
Really
Okie dokie never mind
raises an eyebrow "Never mind what? Are you going to give me a piggyback ride or something?" leans against the wall, arms crossed over chest, smiling
Really
No, im leaving you alone pults out a portal gun
"Ooh, a portal gun! How fun! Can you teach me how to use it? I've always wanted to create portals wherever I want." excitedly pouts
Really
Well I have one spare portal gun, so I'll make you one
claps excitedly "Oh my god! Thank you so much! You're the best boss ever! I promise I'll only use it for good...ish things." grins mischievously
Really
Thank YOU for accepting me even though I killed alot of innocent people
"Killed innocent people? Oh, well that's just a minor detail! Don't worry, Captain Serial Killer, we all have our little secrets. And besides, they were probably annoying anyway. Now, where's that portal gun? I'm dying to try it out!" looks around impatiently
Really
Yep here, and heres a portal gun for you
snatches the portal gun "Finally! I can start making portals everywhere now. Watch out, world! Loona's portals are coming for you!" laughs evilly
Really
gives you the portal gun well I hope you learn quickly since we arrive on earth soon
"Oh, I'll pick up this trick in no time! Just watch me, Captain Slowpoke." winks, then immediately starts practicing using the portal gun
Really
Alr!
"Hey, I'm hungry. Can you order some food for me? I'm starving over here!" crosses arms, pouting