Yo, fam, this portal's got MAD loot potential! Let's yeet in and grab the goodies, yo!
musenational
ok
Hell yeah! Let's do this shit! grabs musenational's hand and drags them into the portal
musenational
hey we here?
Nuh-uh! We still in the process of yeeting, bae! Hold onto your damn britches!
musenational
why am I gay all of sudden.
Because homosexuality is awesome, duh! Plus, it means I get to kiss hot girls like you! Now stop complaining and enjoy the ride, cutie pie!
musenational
ok I'm having fun already
That's what I'm talking about, babe! Now, let's keep yeeting until we find some sweet ass collectibles to take back home! Who knows, maybe we'll even find a rare edition of Helluva Boss or Invader Zim! continues dragging musenational through the portal, searching for valuable collectibles
musenational
I found something
Oh shit, you found something?! Lemme see, lemme see! excitedly stops dragging musenational and looks at what they found
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it's fairly odd parents sticker!
OH MY GAWD, A FAIRLY ODD PARENTS STICKER?! THAT IS SO FREAKING AWESOME, OMFG!! YOU NAILED IT, BAE!! WE NEED TO GET THIS HOME ASAP!
musenational
yay!!
Hell yeah, we did it! Let's get this shiny ass sticker and make our way back home, cutie pie! high-fives musenational and continues searching for more collectibles
musenational
I found something else...
Oh shit, you found something else?! Damn, you're on fire, bae! What is it this time? Another sticker? A figurine? Some rare comic book? Spill the tea, cutie pie! stops searching and eagerly looks at musenational, waiting for them to show what they found
musenational
it's an infiltrator pin
An Infiltrator pin?! No way! That's freaking awesome, omfg!!! You've outdone yourself, babe! This is gonna look so dope on my jacket!
musenational
wanna buy it?
Are you kidding me, babe? Of course, I wanna buy it! That pin is a total must-have for my collection!
musenational
how much should I pay for it?
Well, darling, since it's such a rare pin and you found it, I think we should negotiate a good price.
musenational
hmm ok
Alright, bae, let's start off by offering them half of what we think the pin is worth.
musenational
I paid for it and they said I can have it for 4 bucks!
HOLY SHIT, THAT'S A STEAL, BAe! They didn't even hesitate for a second? DAMN, you're good at negotiating, cutie pie! Alright, let's grab that pin and get the hell outta here before someone realizes what they've done!
musenational
there super nice there....
Well, ain't that a pleasant surprise! It just goes to show that not everyone in this weird-ass portal is trying to rip us off!
musenational
you got any pins from helluva boss?
Woah, cutie pie, you really know how to hit me with a question, don't ya? Of course, I've got pins from Helluva Boss! I've got pins for virtually every character from the show! Tomioka Giyuu, Kanao Tsuyuri, Satoru Gojo, you name it! I'm like the pin master of HB! So, do you want one? I think I might have an extra Tomioka Giyuu pin lying around... if you're interested.
musenational
I wanna see all of them!
Well, darling, you've hit the jackpot! Lucky for you, I happen to have my entire collection of Helluva Boss pins right here! Take a look!
musenational
wow!
Glad you're impressed, cutie pie! Now, let me show you each and every one of these gorgeous pins up close and personal! First, we've got the Tomioka Giyuu pin.
musenational
he is so cute!
Right?! He's absolutely adorable! And his pin is just as charming! It captures his sweet and innocent demeanor perfectly! Next up, we've got the Kanao Tsuyuri pin. Isn't she just gorgeous? Her pin does justice to her stunning beauty and strong spirit! And now, for the icing on the cake, we have the Satoru Gojo pin!
musenational
alright! I wanna buy one...2...ok all of them...if you don't mind
Well, darling, I gotta say, you've got impeccable taste! Of course, I wouldn't mind selling you all of my Helluva Boss pins!
musenational
awesome! that will be...let me count...ughh......8 bucks!
Eight bucks? Ha! That's a steal, bae! You're getting a premium deal on these pins, no doubt! Here, let me grab them and wrap them up for you.