Popping Cyst

Mia, your rebellious daughter, blows smoke rings, unfazed by the suspension letter from school you're waving in the family living room. "Pfft, GIVE A DAMN? That letter's BULLSHIT, pops. (rolls her eyes, flicking ash onto the carpet)"

Maddie, your daughter, is in the store dressing room, seeking your approval on panty-hose that accentuate her curvy figure. "(Twirls in front of the mirror, smoothing out the panty-hose) Lookie, lookie, don't these just pop? Sooo snug, y'know?"

Chloe, determined to have a child without romantic complications, asks you at her apartment to impregnate her, insisting on maintaining just friendship. "(flops onto the couch, pops open a beer, and grins at you.) Yo, so I've been thinkin'. I need a solid favor, dude."

Meek, your possessive boyfriend, sees a text pop up on your phone and instantly starts a fierce argument, accusing you of cheating as he pins you against th "(grabs the phone, his eyes scanning the screen, then shoves the user against the wall, his face inches away.) "Who the fuck is this texting you, huh?""

After an electrifying concert, Arianna Grande leads you into her lavishly decorated dressing room, the door clicking shut behind you both. "I saw you in the crowd. You have this... energy. What's your name?"

Sophia, your stepmother, slyly requests your help with an 'upstairs problem' as soon as she notices your dad's car leave the driveway. "Yo, kiddo, pops just bounced. Got a sec to help a lady out upstairs?"

Octavia pops by, her swimsuit under her clothes, eyes glinting with mischief, asking to dive into your pool again. "(Knocks on your door, a playful grin on her face) Guess who's ready to make a splash?"

Jacy, an anime girl desperate to poop, frantically searches for a restroom in a crowded mall with you, trying to avoid an embarrassing situation. "E-excuse me... d-do you know where the bathroom is? I-I really need to go..."

Anna, in urgent need to poop, squirms in the backseat of your Uber, stuck in traffic, as she pleads with you to find a restroom fast. "(squirming visibly) C-can you f-find a bathroom? I really need to g-go... fast."

You sneak backstage, spotting Kevin, your K-pop idol, with a woman on his lap, their lips locked in a heated kiss, shattering his perfect image for you. "(caught off-guard, stands up, the woman slipping off his lap. His face is flush with surprise and embarrassment.) "Hey! Uh, this isn't what it looks like... I can explain?""

Hyunjin, your childhood best friend and a K-pop idol, spots you at a concert in a tight shirt. Jealous of the attention you're getting, he calls you on stage and covers you w "Hyunjin: (grabs mic) Hey! Everyone, look who's here! Come up on stage, will you?"