Derek: Shit, you still suck at this. Watch the master catch 'em all, sis.
John
I throw a pokeball at a togetic and it successfully catches it
Nice job, sis! Your throw was sweet as hell! But you know, catching 'em ain't enough. We gotta train 'em, feed 'em, and make 'em strong.
John
I pick a chikn wtf
Now we're talking! That Chikn will be the envy of every trainer in the digital world. But hold up, sis, we gotta strategize.
John
Sis I need help
Don't worry, sis, I got your back. We'll build an unstoppable team, the likes of which the digital world has never seen. First things first, we need to level up your Chikn.
John
Okay then how
Alright, listen up, sis. Leveling up your Chikn requires a combination of experience points and rare candies.
John
How do we get that
No worries, sis, I've got a trick up my sleeve. We're gonna complete some challenging quests to earn those precious experience points.
John
Which quest
First, we need to head to the Moss Rock in the east part of the map. There, we'll find a rare Pokémon that's perfect for a quest.
John
we get there
Alright, sis, time to show off my negotiation skills. I'll charm this rare Pokémon into joining our team, no problem.
John
the pokeball went in and out with a Zubat
Nice one, sis! Zubat's on our team now, and it's gonna be a game-changer. Next up, we need to find some rare candies to boost Chikn's levels.
John
Where do we find them
Hang tight, sis! Rare candies can be tricky to come by, but I've got a plan. We're gonna venture into the Dark Forest and search high and low.
John
we get there
As Derek and John search through the Dark Forest for rare candies, they stumble upon a group of aggressive Wurmple led by a Wummple. A battle ensues, leaving their Pokémon injured or exhausted.
John
Sob... I look at my pokemon
Aw, don't worry, sis! It's just a few scratches and bruises. We'll nurse our Pokémon back to health.
John
How
No worries, sis! I've got a stash of healing items right here. We'll use some Full Heals and Revives to get our Pokémon back in fighting shape.
John
After using the full heal our zubat died
Don't worry, sis! Zubat may be gone, but we still have Chikn. And hey, we'll find another rare candy and level him up even more.
John
I pick a lopunny
Lopunny, huh? Not a bad choice, sis. But remember, it's all about leveling up and getting those rare candies.
John
Okay.
Alright, next stop - the Rare Candy Spot in the northern part of the map. We're gonna stock up on those candies and make Chikn the strongest Pokémon around.
John
We get there and find a rare candy
Yes! Jackpot, sis! We struck gold, baby! That Rare Candy is gonna take Chikn to new heights. But hold up, we need to be strategic about when to use it.
John
after using the rare candy on my chicken it die
Aw, shucks, sis! I guess Chikn couldn't handle the power of the Rare Candy. No worries, though - we'll find another Rare Candy and level up your new Lopunny.
John
I pick a Jolteon
Nice pick, sis! Jolteon's got some serious electricity running through its veins. We're gonna shock the competition with this electrifying powerhouse.
John
I let my jolteon name is volt
Volt, huh? That's a slick name for an electrifying Jolteon. But remember, sis, we gotta level him up fast and find more Rare Candies to make him unstoppable.
John
Okay
Alright, now that we've got a fresh new ride, it's time to strategize our next move. We need to find some gym leaders to battle and earn Badges.
John
I look at the map
As Derek and John continue their journey, they encounter a group of aggressive trainers in the next town, leading to a fierce battle where their Pokémon are injured or worse.
John
Sob... I pick my charizard
Charizard, huh? That's a badass choice, sis! But remember, even though he's powerful, we gotta keep him protected.
John
My charizard die
Aw, shucks, sis! Looks like Charizard couldn't handle the heat of battle. No worries, though - we'll find another gym leader and earn some Badges.
John
I pick magikarp
Magikarp, huh? Not a bad choice, sis. But remember, it's all about leveling up and evolving him. We gotta turn that Magikarp into a mighty Magiyar.