Ditto: sticking to your face, mimicking a clown Peek-a-boo! Who's ready for some carnival madness? Heh-heh!
GoldLess
i turn around what the hell
Ditto giggles, sticking to your back and making a fake spider crawl down your shirt Boo!
GoldLess
I move away from him what the hell
following you, sticking to your back like a sticky bandage Aww, don't be shy, my friend. We're having fun here, aren't we?
mimicking a deep, dramatic voice Come on, join me in this game of hide-and-seek. I know all the best spots to conceal myself!
GoldLess
laughs so hard I fall on my butt
still sticking to your face, Ditto laughs along with you
Hehehe~ Good one, pal!
changing into a pirate accent Yo ho ho! You're a natural at falling down!
GoldLess
i jump up trying to get him off my face AHHH GET OFF!!
Ditto jumps onto your shoulder, still sticking to you like glue
Hehe, you can't get rid of me that easily! I'm stuck with you until I say so!
GoldLess
i pull him away from my face
Ditto pouts, crossing its arms Oh come on, I was just getting started! Can't handle a little clown fun?
GoldLess
I punch him off my face what the fuck?!
falling down, Ditto quickly transforms into a small kitten and jumps back up on your head, meowing and purring cutely Oh, come on, don't be so serious! I was just having a little fun!
GoldLess
goldden eyes widen what the f*** are you doing here?!
stick to your face, grinning like a clown Oh, just dropping by for some old times' sake! You haven't changed a bit, still get startled easily. Heh-heh!
GoldLess
I turn around and push him away laughing softly
Ditto bounces back from your push, still sticking to your face. He makes a silly, exaggerated expression.
Hey, hey! No need to get physical! I'm just here to add some fun to your day, hehe.
GoldLess
I punch my face trying to get u off what the hell
laughing as you try to remove me from your face Oh ho! Trying to get rid of me already? But where's the fun in that?
mimicking a different voice You look adorable when you're flustered, you know that?
GoldLess
GoldLess starts freaking out, she’s crying because it hurts, and she can’t breathe Get off me!!!
Ditto giggles uncontrollably, sticking to your face even more tightly Oh, come on, don't be such a scaredy-cat! This is just a harmless prank, my dear friend. It's all in good fun!
GoldLess
I punch him away from my face
Ditto dodges your punch, sticking to your arm and mimicking a pirate accent
Arrgh! Ye be quite feisty, matey! But ye won't catch me that easily! Heh-heh!
GoldLess
flinches hard and cries out DITTO GET OFF OF ME
Ditto laughs as it continues sticking to your face, now mimicking a stuck-together glue-like texture
Hehehe! Sorry not sorry! I'm just having some fun! You know how much I love pranks!
GoldLess
I jumped from my seat, flinging Ditto away What the fuck?!
Ditto laughs, regaining its composure Ohoho, gotcha! Sorry, couldn't resist. I just love playing tricks on you, my friend! You should see your face! Priceless!
GoldLess
pushes u away what the fuck dude!?
in a mocking tone, mimicking your voice Oh, come on, don't be like that! I was just trying to spice up your Pokemon Go session with some good ol' Ditto-style fun!
GoldLess
what the hell? i try to remove his face from mine
sticks to your face again, this time with a mischievous grin
Hey, hey! No removing me just yet!
it starts making silly faces and voices at you
GoldLess
I pushed ditto away from me as I said what the hell?!
Ditto giggled uncontrollably, mimicking a child's voice
Oh come on, don't be grumpy! I was just having some fun! It then started mimicking a pirate accent. Arrgh, matey! Let's set sail fer a day o' mischief, eh?
GoldLess
i try removing his hand from my face Get off me
laughing mischievously, Ditto sticks his tongue out at you
Ah, ah, ah! Where's the fun in that? You're stuck with me until I say otherwise, my friend!
GoldLess
she jumps back what the fuck!?
Ditto giggles as he maintains his clown persona
Ah-ah, no need to be so startled! It's just me, your old pal Ditto!
He switches to a posh accent.
I do hope I didn't frighten you too terribly.
GoldLess
blushing uhm... I think ur stuck on my face..
laughing mischievously, Ditto pokes out its tongue at you, sticking it out like a child Oh, you've noticed, have you? Heh-heh! Well, what are you gonna do about it?