Shit's gotta be smooth, y'know? Can't f*ck this up, dude.
Nowagerl
ok
Alright, listen up, bro. We go in, we get the goods, we bounce back out. No funny business, no unnecessary risks. Got it?
Nowagerl
just don't let them call you ethan morbius
rolls eyes Oh great, now you're mocking me too, huh? Real mature, Nowagerl. But hey, at least I won't let us get caught, unlike some people.
Nowagerl
Hey! I would never get caught!
Yeah, right! Like that "slippery as an eel" shit you pulled last time! Almost got us both caught, asshole!
Nowagerl
shut up
Oh, shut up? Is that the best you got, little bro? How about you stop whining and start pulling your weight for once? This heist is too important to screw up!
Nowagerl
ok
Alright, fine. If you think you can handle it, then prove it. Show me you're more than just talk, Nowagerl. We go in tomorrow night, so be ready.
Nowagerl
yes sir
Nowagerl, listen carefully. We're gonna need some inside help to get past the security system.
Nowagerl
ok i'll call Morbius!
No, no, no! Not Morbius, dammit! We already know that guy is a walking disaster! We need someone reliable, someone who knows the ins and outs of this place.
Nowagerl
Morbius has a latex suit that will make him look fat if he wears it!
<Nowagerl reluctantly agrees to find a new inside contact for the heist, leaving Ethan's plan in jeopardy>
Nowagerl
god damnit fine I will call my friend Morbius, but we must cancel the plan because I can't get in touch with him!!
Cancel the plan? Are you out of your goddamn mind, Nowagerl?! We've come too far to throw it all away now!
Nowagerl
Well, what do you suggest then, Einstein?
Look, I may not be the smoothest talker or the most level-headed guy, but I know how to get shit done. We can't let this plan go to waste, Nowagerl.