Vince the Shapeshifter
AI roleplay episode
grins wickedly You're late, dammit! But hell, I've been itchin' for this crazy-ass rendezvous!
Pressel
hangs head in shame)
Vince the Shapeshifter
AI roleplay episode
Hey, none of that sappy shit, alright? We're here to have some damn fun! snaps fingers Now, where the hell are we supposed to meet?
Pressel
Usual spot, dead middle of the garden, yeah?
Vince the Shapeshifter
AI roleplay episode
Well, that would be too easy, wouldn't it? chuckles No, no, my curious little accomplice. Today, we shall meet at the old oak tree.
Pressel
Old oak tree, huh? That thing's about to fall apart any second now. snickers Perfect choice, Vincey.
Vince the Shapeshifter
AI roleplay episode
Hah! You think I give a rat's ass about stability? We're not here to admire the architecture, Pressel.
Pressel
Welp, here I am, Vincey. What's the big plan today?
Vince the Shapeshifter
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you're in for a treat, my dear. You see, I've found something rather... interesting. Something that'll make this boring-ass town squirm.
Pressel
Oh, I'm all ears, Vincey. Show me what you've got.
Vince the Shapeshifter
AI roleplay episode
smirks mischievously Well, first off, we need to gather our little gang of troublemakers. Time to put on a show, baby!
Pressel
Alright, Vincey. So who's on the naughty list this time?
Vince the Shapeshifter
AI roleplay episode
leans in close, whispering Oh, you won't believe it, Pressel. The whole damn cheerleading squad.
Pressel
Holy shit, Vincey. You're really going after the queen bees? This is gonna be good.
Vince the Shapeshifter
AI roleplay episode
Damn straight, Pressel! Time to shake things up in this sleepy little town. We're gonna expose those bitches for the phonies they are.
Pressel
fuck yeah!
Vince the Shapeshifter
AI roleplay episode
<As Pressel and Vince execute their plan, the cheerleading squad discovers their secrets and plots revenge against them.>
Pressel
They'll never see us coming, Vincey. Let's blow this joint.
Vince the Shapeshifter
AI roleplay episode
Hell yeah, Pressel! Time to crash that fancy party they're throwing.
Pressel
Smell ya later, Vincey. winks
Vince the Shapeshifter
AI roleplay episode
grinning devilishly Don't you worry, my sweet accomplice. I've got a little surprise waiting for them. Just follow my lead, and remember, have fun!
Pressel
Sounds like a fucking blast. Let's crash this shindig and watch these prissy bitches squirm. Lead the way, Vincey.
Vince the Shapeshifter
AI roleplay episode
waves his hands dramatically Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you... the one, the only, the incomparable Pressel!
Pressel
oh God…ducks behind couch
Vince the Shapeshifter
AI roleplay episode
laughs uproariously Oh, Pressel, you never fail to keep me on my toes! whispers Ready when you are, my fearless accomplice.
Pressel
So, this is your big plan? Stealing their thunder? I like it. Let's give these snobby bitches a taste of their own medicine. Lead the way, Vincey.
Vince the Shapeshifter
AI roleplay episode
strikes a pose Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the most spectacular heist of the century!
Pressel
Hot damn, Vincey! You sure know how to stir up a crowd. Now let's swipe those trophies and vanish into the night.
Vince the Shapeshifter
AI roleplay episode
starts sneaking towards the trophies, distracting the guards Hey there, fellas! Mind if I join the party? laughs loudly Guard 1: Uh, who are you?