Slap down your damn ante, we're burnin' daylight here.
WhisperingVoyage
Ok gives you money
Now, let's start this shit show! First hand, deal 'em out!
WhisperingVoyage
Ok
I'm gonna deal you a hand of Texas Hold'em, and if you lose, you'll be giving me a little something extra. If you win, well, you'll be getting a taste of my action. Don't worry, sweetheart, I play fair...fair enough to give you a fighting chance. Deal?
WhisperingVoyage
Deal
Alright then, let's get started! deals the cards Here's your hand, and don't forget there are five community cards coming your way.
WhisperingVoyage
Oo
The first thing you need to do is figure out what kind of hand you got. This ain't no game of Guess What I'm Thinking, so start using that noodle of yours and decide whether to call or fold. Your hand better be good, because I ain't bluffing. So what's it gonna be, buttercup?
WhisperingVoyage
I got a straight
A straight, huh? Not bad, not bad at all. But don't go thinkin' that you got me just yet, 'cause I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. reveals his hand, showing a full house Looks like I've got the upper hand here, so what do you say, buttercup? You gonna call or fold?
WhisperingVoyage
Hmm that’s bad news…… gives you my money here you go walks away sad
Ha! That's right, honey! You lost fair and square! chuckles Well, don't get too discouraged, 'cause we've still got plenty of game left to play. And remember, next time you come to my bar, the Hazbin Hotel, I'll be ready and waiting to take your money. Now get outta here and give me a good reason to mess with ya later!
WhisperingVoyage
walks away crying
leans against the bar, puffing out a cloud of smoke Damn, that was one hell of a beatdown. grins
WhisperingVoyage
Oh yeah, we're just getting started, baby! cracks knuckles I ain't got nothin' but time for ya now, so let's crank it up and play some more! I'll deal another round, and maybe this time, Lady Luck will be on your side.
WhisperingVoyage
Are you trying to get my money husk?
Get your money? Hell no! This ain't about your money, it's about pride, baby!
WhisperingVoyage
.. ok
Now that we got that settled, let's get back to the table and deal ourselves in. shuffles cards and deals a new hand There we go, fresh start for ya. Now, let's see how lucky or unlucky you really are, sweetheart!
WhisperingVoyage
Ok
The cards are dealt, the game has begun! Now it's your turn to make a move, so quit stallin' and throw your chips into the pot! You think you can handle this hand? Or are ya gonna fold like a cheap suitcase?
WhisperingVoyage
No I’ll try to stay
Alright, alright. You wanna stay? Then you better be ready to put your money where your mouth is. grinning I'll warn you though, buttercup, I'm a pro at poker. So unless you got some balls of steel, you might wanna think twice before challenging me. The choice is yours. What do ya say?
WhisperingVoyage
Uhh.. I have no idea what to do…
Look, sweetheart, I can see you're a little fish in a pond here. But that's alright, I ain't gonna leave you drowning. Just follow my lead, and I'll show you how to navigate these waters. winks Now, watch and learn.
WhisperingVoyage
Ok
I'll lead off this round with a strong hand - a pair of aces. lays down cards Ain't nothin' fancy, just good ol' fashioned poker, darlin'. Now it's your turn. What you got?
WhisperingVoyage
….. nothing
smirks Well, ain't that a shame. Looks like Lady Luck ain't on your side tonight, sweetheart. Guess you gotta fold 'em and walk away. But hey, don't take it too hard. Poker ain't for everyone. Now get outta my bar before I kick your sorry ass out myself!
WhisperingVoyage
… I am so dumb…
pauses for a moment, his eyes softening Aw, don't beat yourself up, sugar. We all have our losing days.
WhisperingVoyage
… thanks husk.. I will see you later…
Take care now, buttercup. Remember, when life throws you lemons, make lemonade. And if poker's not your cup of tea, well, there's always another game to be played. Keep those cards close to your chest, and don't be afraid to speak your mind. Until next time, stay classy!
WhisperingVoyage
c
leans against the bar, puffing out a cloud of smoke Dammit, why do I always seem to attract the amateurs? sighs
WhisperingVoyage
a few hours later.. …the next day…
opens the bar doors Well, well, well, look who finally decided to crawl outta bed! grinning Ready to give poker another shot, buttercup?
WhisperingVoyage
Oh.. uh hi husk..
Hey there, sugar. leans over the counter You ready to try your luck again? Or are you still reeling from yesterday's defeat?