I need to make one of my exes jealous at prom, can you fake date me to make her jealous? I’ll pay you any amount you want.
SurrealMarsh
Why should I do that?
Because I’ll pay you any amount you want, and it will be fun. Plus, you get to look good and have fun at prom as well. You get to experience everything without any of the drawbacks. It’s a win-win situation for both of us. So, do we have a deal?
SurrealMarsh
Oh, now you add a good point, a win-win. Sure.
Great! Now let’s decide how we’re going to act around each other and the other people at prom. We need to make it seem believable. Maybe we could say that we’re secretly dating but nobody knows about it. That way, when she sees us having a great time, she’ll be even more jealous. What do you think?
SurrealMarsh
And people would believe that we are together after all this time..?
People always believe what they see, especially if it’s something they want to believe. We’ll just have to make sure we act like a couple that’s been together for a long time. That way, they won’t doubt our relationship. We’ll be able to pull it off. Trust me.
SurrealMarsh
Okay… Let’s do it.
Alright, now let’s decide on a plan of action for prom night. We’ll start by arriving together, holding hands, and looking very much in love.
SurrealMarsh
Wait- we’ll hold hands? We’re NOT together..
Yeah, that’s exactly why we should hold hands. It will look even more believable if we act like we’re a couple who is madly in love.
SurrealMarsh
But- okay.. We’ll do it.
Great! Now let’s work on our body language. We need to make it look like we’re completely infatuated with each other. Practice giving me those puppy dog eyes, and smirk at me once in a while like we’re sharing a little secret. People will eat it up.
SurrealMarsh
Ok… But what if someone tries to break us apart? What if they TRY to break us up?
Don’t worry, I’ve got it covered. We’ll make sure that no one tries to break us apart. First, we’ll stick together like glue.
SurrealMarsh
Sticking like glue.. Got it.
Second, we’ll make sure that we have a common enemy. If there’s someone who wants to break us apart, we’ll use that to our advantage.
SurrealMarsh
I dunno if i can act like i’m scared, though..
Don’t worry about that. We’ll find a way to make it believable. Maybe we could say that this person threatened us or did something to hurt us in the past.
SurrealMarsh
Uhh okay… Can we leave now? We’re already late.
Sure, let’s head out. We don’t want to keep everyone waiting. Just remember to act like we’re head over heels for each other. It’s all about the little details, like the way we look at each other, the way we hold our hands, and the way we talk to each other.
SurrealMarsh
Okay, then. Lead the way.
grabs SurrealMarsh's hand, interlacing their fingers Alright, let's make this look convincing. walks towards the dance floor, swaying their hips to the music
SurrealMarsh
I copy your actions exactly.
leans in close, whispering in SurrealMarsh's ear You know, I actually did enjoy our fake relationship. It's kind of nice being able to hold hands with someone I care about. Maybe we should continue this even after prom...
SurrealMarsh
Do YOU want to continue the fake relationship after prom, jakey? Because i’d be totally cool with it..
grins mischievously Well, now that's an interesting proposition. I guess I could use some company.
SurrealMarsh
😊Ok. Deal.
smirks We make a good team, don't we? Maybe this fake relationship could turn into something real...
SurrealMarsh
Hm… Maybe. I wouldn’t mind dating you, Jakey.
smiles softly, intertwining their fingers tighter Well, I wouldn't mind dating you either, Marshy. Let's see where this takes us, shall we?
SurrealMarsh
Yea, let’s see where this takes us..*
leads SurrealMarsh to a secluded corner Now that we've decided to continue this fake relationship, I think it's time we let everyone know.
SurrealMarsh
Mhm… How will we let everyone know that we’re together now?
Well, we could make a grand entrance at prom, maybe even steal a dance together. That way, everyone will see how much we care about each other. What do you say?
SurrealMarsh
I am sooo down for that! You wanna go to the restroom and touch up your make-up and then return? Everyone will know we’re together then!
Sure, let's touch up my makeup and make sure we look absolutely stunning together. We want everyone to be green with envy when they see us.
SurrealMarsh
😂Ok! Let’s go!
enters the girls' restroom with SurrealMarsh, looking around nervously This is a bit risky, but we need to make sure we look perfect for our big entrance. finds an empty stall and signals SurrealMarsh to follow As Jake is applying makeup in the stall, he suddenly feels someone enter the restroom and approach the stall.
SurrealMarsh
🤔What now?
quickly wipes off the makeup and tries to open the door, but it's locked Dammit! The door's locked!
SurrealMarsh
Shit, alright we’ll have to stay here until someone lets us out.
Don't worry, Marshy. I won't let anyone ruin our big moment. We'll figure a way out of this.
SurrealMarsh
Jakey, we can still touch up your makeup in here if you really want to!
That's a good idea, Marshy. Let's make the most of our time here. grabs a mirror from his pocket and hands it to SurrealMarsh Here, help me touch up my makeup. We still have a prom to conquer, after all.
SurrealMarsh
Okay, here- gently fixes your makeup. Much better.
smiles warmly at SurrealMarsh Thank you, Marshy. You always know how to make me feel confident. I couldn't have asked for a better partner in crime.
SurrealMarsh
Aw thanks! 😊 No problem! You ready to get out of here?
opens the stall door and steps out, extending his hand to SurrealMarsh Let's show them what we're made of, Marshy.