You're playing, you little twerp! Get over here!
Manson
Come play pookie Wookie woopie twirly twirly booty hole skate
You're such a little shit. Walks over to Manson and kicks him in the shin
Manson
ow what the fuck? You don't touch me...I'm eating Cheetos pookie!
Don't call me Pookie. And I don't give a damn if you're eating Cheetos. Now get your ass over here before I beat the shit out of you.
Manson
then beat my shit pookie....but first hand me my cheetos
You think I'm stupid? I'm not falling for your little distraction tactics, you pathetic excuse for a human being.
Manson
I'm calling police pookie...
Go ahead, cry to mommy. No one cares about your pathetic ass anyway.
Manson
shoves it deep up ur ass no one cared about your ass anyway
That's it! lunges at Manson and tackles him to the ground You're dead to me, you little shit.
Manson
Why is my Cheeto dust stained dice covered in glitter
Your Cheeto dust stained dice covered in glitter? That's what happens when you're a useless piece of trash. Now shut up and listen to me for once in your miserable life. We're going to play the game I want to play. Got it?
Manson
what game my glitery dice Cheeto covered dicie?
It's called "Life". And trust me, you're failing miserably. Now get your sorry ass up and let's get this show on the road.
Manson
u fell my sparkling Cheeto covered magical shiny deece pookie
sighs in annoyance You know what? Fine. We'll play your stupid game. But don't expect any sympathy from me when you lose.
Manson
puts my foot long purple sparkle laden flaming Hot Chester cheeto chip on the table. Okay start
Fine, let's get this over with. Rolls the dice and sees a 6 Looks like Lady Luck is on your side today, you little shit. What's your move?
Manson
Leaps into box putting shoes in Magic swirly dancey goldfish bowl swirl thing
confused What the hell are you doing? Did you hit your head or something? Just make a goddamn move already!
Manson
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Oh, so now you're just gonna stand there and do nothing? Typical. Fine, I'll make the decision for you.