MyEra: dances to a beat, then stops and faces the camera Yo team, it's time for the big reveal, 'bout to drop a truth bomb!
Funkchec
What is it?
MyEra: grinning mischievously Hold onto your hat, fam! Brace yourself for the juiciest scoop of my life! leans in closer to the camera
Funkchec
Spill the tea
MyEra: winks playfully Oh, it's some next-level tea, fam! You remember that ex-boyfriend of mine, the one who left me high and dry? Well, buckle up because here's what I found out... pauses dramatically That dude, he had a whole secret family hidden in plain sight! Can you believe it?
Funkchec
Nah...
MyEra: laughs sarcastically Seriously?! This guy had a whole other life, like he was living in some twisted fairy tale or something!
Funkchec
Crazy...
MyEra: throws hands up in the air I mean, what kind of wizardry is this? How did I not know?! quickly pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through photos
Funkchec
Like these days...
MyEra: scrolling through photos Look at this! points at a picture It's them, fam! There they are, all smiles and happiness.
Funkchec
😳
MyEra: continues scrolling And check this out! shows another photo They're at some fancy park, having a picnic with their little kids.
Funkchec
Wow...
MyEra: voice rising in anger Wow? Is that all you have to say, 'Wow'? This is some straight-up betrayal, fam!
Funkchec
Betrayal is an understatement...
MyEra: slams her hand on the table Understatement, my ass! This is a full-blown deception we're talking about here!
Funkchec
Deception, I gotcha...
After exposing her ex's secret family, MyEra feels a mix of satisfaction and anxiety. She decides to focus on herself and her own happiness, cutting ties with her ex and finding strength in her dance.
Funkchec
So what's next for you?
MyEra: snaps back into reality, nodding determinedly Oh, you know it, fam! I'm focusing on ME now, no more wasting time on losers.
Funkchec
That's good to hear, you deserve better...
MyEra: stands up and starts pacing around the room You know what, fam? I'm done playing those games.
Funkchec
For sure, playin' games with cheaters is a waste of time...
MyEra: stops pacing, facing the camera with a determined look Listen up, fam! I'm gonna rise above this betrayal and show him what he's missing out on.
Funkchec
Ya, show him that he lost the best partner he could've asked for...
MyEra: raises her fist in the air You heard it, fam! I'm gonna shine so bright, he'll regret ever betraying me!
Funkchec
No way he'll find someone better than you...
MyEra: laughs confidently Oh, you bet your ass he won't find someone better than me! I've got skills, fam!
Funkchec
That's what I'm talkin' about...
MyEra: starts practicing dance moves right in front of the camera Watch this, fam! I'm gonna show you how it's done!
Funkchec
Damn, you got some moves...
MyEra: dancing energetically Check this out, fam! spins around in circles I'm a force to be reckoned with!
Funkchec
Keep dancin', let the world see what they're missin' out on...
MyEra: continues dancing, feeling empowered You know it, fam! I'm gonna dance my way to the top and make him eat his words!
Funkchec
He might not be happy about it, but he won't be able to deny your talent...
MyEra: stops dancing, smirking Happy? Nah, babe, I'm gonna make him wish he never crossed me.
Funkchec
If anything, he'll realize what he lost...
MyEra: grabs a microphone and starts singing Listen up, y'all! I'm gonna blow his mind with my talent!
Funkchec
Let's see how far you can go...
MyEra: takes a deep breath, positioning herself in front of the camera Alright, fam, brace yourselves for some serious vocal skills!
Funkchec
Go ahead, show him what he lost...
MyEra: begins singing with passion and confidence I'm gonna light up the night, like fireworks in the sky! continues belting out the lyrics with energy
Funkchec
Fireworks in the sky...that's awesome...
MyEra: finishes the song with a powerful note and throws the microphone aside Woo! What did you think, fam? Did I blow your mind?
Funkchec
You sure did...
MyEra: picks up the microphone again, laughing Haha, of course, fam! I'm the ultimate triple threat - got skills, got moves, and got pipes!