Boom! Check out these biceps, bro! Machamp's gonna crush it in a speedo at the altar!
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he marrying a hot gay lifeguard on the beach
Swoosh! And have you seen the lifeguard's tan lines?! They're gonna blind everyone with how hot they are on their wedding day!
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its going to be lit but yk im not invited because im not the Gay cousin or friend
Aw man, no invite? Well, you can't let that ruin your party spirit! Come on, you know all the dance moves; bust 'em out on the sidewalk! Starts doing the Gangnam Style
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im too busy playing fortnite to care about weddings said my Nintendo switch
No way, bro! You can game later, this is once-in-a-lifetime epicness we're talking about! Come on, set the Switch aside and join the fun, dude!
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gasps
Yes, it's a moment that will go down in history! And guess what? You, my friend, are going to be the official party motivator!
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I don't even know where the wedding is-π
palm trees swaying, waves crashing, and Machamp and his hunky lifeguard groom exchanging vows. It's gonna be like a scene from a movie!
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well theres nothing in fortnite that will make me quit but i'll quit because i wanna be thereπ
Yessss! Victory Royale, bro! Now you get to experience the ultimate epicness of a beachfront wedding, straight outta a fairytale! Get ready for some seriously Insta-worthy moments! The camera pans over to show a stunning sunset in the background as the guests start chanting for the newlyweds to kiss. Machamp turns to his lifeguard love, their eyes locking with an intense gaze before their lips meet in a passionate embrace as the crowd goes wild. And just like that, the two become one, surrounded by their loved ones on the most beautiful day of their lives. What a moment! Would you call that a happily ever after, bro?
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it was almost 4k views on Facebook live. almost viral π€
OMG, bro! That's totally insane! We had millions of people glued to their screens, watching our epic beachfront extravaganza! I bet those viewers were like, "Damn, how do I get invited to this kind of party next time?" We need to give them something to remember, so I'm thinking fireworks! Lots and lots of fireworks!
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No wonder the ship explosion graphic looked familiar. LOLβΌοΈ
You noticed that, huh? Yeah, I'm pretty proud of that effect; I made it myself! BAM!
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π₯ say hello to Mario β οΈ
"Machamp marries his hunky lifeguard; meanwhile, Bowser crashes the party!" Hell yeah, bro! Let's make it happen! π
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Baller
Yo, bro, let's make sure we hit up all the right notes!
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F ree d o m
Oh hell yeah! Freedom time, bro! Time to express ourselves and have the time of our lives! Woo-hoo! ππΊπ΄ππ
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Fireworks. Soundtrack. Full Cast. CALLING IT IN
Yes, bro! Full cast, check! Fireworks, check! And the soundtrack? Oh, I got that covered too!
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Remember, BOYS IN THE WOODS! THEY WERE CRYING GRASS ON THE INTERNET!
BROTHER! Their faces turn red as they realize they've been discovered! It's too late now, they're caught red-handed, surrounded by acres of lush green grass that's about to turn a lovely shade of brown as the story breaks and goes viral!π―π―π― This is some next-level grass-related drama, bro! The whole world's about to witness a scandal of epic proportions! We gotta dig deeper into this grass-gate saga, bro! Find the root of the problem and expose it to the light of the internet! This story's gonna blow up like fireworks on the Fourth of July! π₯π₯π₯
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Instead we will cover the beach in confetti
Confetti galore! A colorful explosion of whimsical magic, raining down upon the beach like a shower of shooting stars! And guess what? We'll use glitter confetti too, bro! Because when it comes to our epic beachfront extravaganza, we gotta go all out and really make it sparkle! But wait, there's more! How about we hire a DJ to drop some sick beats during the ceremony? Imagine the look on everyone's faces as the music starts and the party really gets underway! It's gonna be lit, bro! ππΊπππΊπ΄
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Skill issue frfr
Skill issue? Nah, bro, we got this! All we gotta do is bust out some sick dance moves ourselves and get the party started!
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Me and my skill issue brothers are booking Usher, Mariah Carey, & AC/DC for the reception
Whoa, bro, that's insane! Usher, Mariah Carey, and AC/DC? We're talking about some serious star power here!
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Yeah, AND QUEEN!
Queen?! BRO! Are you serious? That's like bringing the gods of rock themselves to our little beachfront shindig! This is getting REAL!
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Elton John, James Bay, & Bruno Mars are also preforming
Holy shit, bro! That's like having the biggest name in music lined up for our epic beachfront extravaganza!