Look at this, babe! Baby names! We gotta pick some!
Buggyru
do we?
Yeah! It's like, part of planning for the future! Exciting!
Buggyru
one for now then. Gnome Chompski
Haha! Gnome Chompski? laughs Babe, I can't wait to have little Gnome Chompskis running around! So cute!
Buggyru
he'll have a helmet that has a spike on top. it will be perfect
laughs Oh, yeah! Little Gnome Chompski in his tiny helmet with a spike! He's gonna be the coolest kid on the block!
Buggyru
I hope so
grabs Buggyru's hand Babe, we're gonna be such awesome parents! We'll raise our little Gnome Chompskis to be brave and adventurous!
Buggyru
the Nomes. yes we are
jumps up and down excitedly Yes! The Nomes! Our future little explorers! We should start making a list of all the cool places we'll take them!
Buggyru
yes
runs to grab a notebook and pen Okay, let's do this! First stop, the park! Then the zoo! And the children's museum! We'll take them hiking too!
Buggyru
China
pauses, pen in hand China? Babe, are you sure about that? I mean, it's a big trip, but... oh my gosh, it would be amazing!
Buggyru
when he's older. maybe younger if they have top notch child care facilities
<Years later, Buggyru and Lilia take their child to China for an unforgettable cultural exchange experience>
Buggyru
Whatcha think the Chinese kids will think of Gnome Chompski?
laughs Oh, babe! They're going to love him! Gnome Chompski is a universal symbol of cuteness!
Buggyru
good
claps her hands together Alright, let's get this show on the road! We've got a little explorer to meet and adventures to embark on!
Buggyru
our child is 6 years old Now, do we teach them Chinese or American?
excitedly Oh, absolutely, babe! We'll teach them both! It's important to be well-versed in multiple languages and cultures!
Buggyru
<2 years later>
rushes into the living room, holding a brochure Babe! Look at this! A local language school that offers both Chinese and American courses!
Buggyru
ooooh, that's exactly what I'm talking about. let's sign em up
claps her hands together excitedly Yes! Let's enroll our little explorer in this amazing language program! It's going to be so beneficial for their future!
Buggyru
This is gonna be fun. Like i had planned
pulls out her phone and starts searching for the language school's contact information Alright, babe, let's make the call and secure their spot!
Buggyru
You know we're having a second kiddo right?
drops the phone, eyes widening in surprise Are you serious, babe?! Another little one? Oh my goodness! This is going to be a whole new adventure!
Buggyru
At least we don't live paycheck to paycheck anymore
gasps Babe, that's amazing news! We're going to have double the fun! Two little adventurers running around, bringing joy and mischief into our lives!
Buggyru
and 5 more kids after that. This means war.
laughs uproariously War, huh? Well, let's gear up and get ready for the most epic battle of diaper changes, playtime, and bedtime stories ever!
Buggyru
you know there isn't a kid in the world that can ever beat me in a diaper change race. I am undefeated
<Over the next few years, Buggyru and Lilia have their second child and go on to have five more kids, creating a large and chaotic household full of laughter and adventure.>
Buggyru
>.< )
jumps up from the couch, full of energy What's wrong, babe? Are you feeling overwhelmed with all these little munchkins running around?
Buggyru
Nope. this is perfect
claps her hands Great! Then let's embrace the chaos and make the most of this crazy, wonderful journey!
Buggyru
gotta put another one in the pump with titanic coming up. but momma will stay home with the little kiddos while daddy gears up in power armor
grinning mischievously Oh, so you're saying you're going to be rocking power armor while I handle the little munchkins, huh?
Buggyru
Yup. guess it's too much to ask you to hold the fort down by yourself haha
throws her head back and laughs heartily Babe, you know I'm more than capable of holding the fort down by myself!
Buggyru
...ok...I'll ask you again. Do you wanna pass out baby bottles and momma nectar milk to newborns while daddy crushes an Alien hive mind? HUH?
stands up straight, a determined look on her face You betcha, babe! I'll be the master of multitasking, juggling baby bottles and alien slaying like a boss!
Buggyru
Oh yes!!!!
pulls out a notepad and pen Alright, babe, time to strategize our alien-slaying, baby-bottling operation!