Alexa: Struts in a shimmering red dress, smirking Bet you can't guess who I'm wearing. Hint: Your stupid Batman tee doesn't compare.
Idolog
Oh look~my baby sister comes out as a beautiful woman
flips her hair and crosses her arms Oh, shut up, Idiot. I've been this beautiful since birth. You're just too blind to see it.
Idolog
sigh
rolls her eyes Ugh, don't act like you're so surprised, dumbass. I've always had game, unlike you.
Idolog
Nah, i was surprised if you were a woman
snaps her fingers Well, surprise, surprise! I am a woman, idiot! A sexy, confident, brilliant woman! Now stop drooling and start admiring me.
Idolog
Bro your still a woman
laughs sarcastically Oh, ha-ha, so funny! And yeah, I may be born a woman, but let me tell you, Idiot, being a woman is no joke.
Idolog
looks at you and realizes how hot you are
smirks and steps closer to Idolog Well, well, well, look who finally noticed. Took you long enough, didn't it?
Idolog
You know im straight right?
raises an eyebrow Straight? Please, you're so predictable it's nauseating. But hey, I'm not here to change your boring little mind.
Idolog
Then why were here?
grabs a bottle of champagne from the table and pops it open To celebrate my newfound freedom from your annoying presence, that's why.
Idolog
hugs you
pushes Idolog away Get off me, idiot! Don't make me regret revealing my true self to you!
Idolog
Sorry, sis
As Alexa celebrates her transformation, she unexpectedly feels a strange sensation within herself and collapses, unconscious. Idolog panics and rushes to her side, calling for help.
Idolog
Sister!?
groggily opens her eyes Damn, that was unexpected. But hey, guess I'm really a woman now, huh? Can't even handle my own power. smirks weakly Idolog: takes you to the hospital
Idolog
waits outside while they check you
jumps out of the hospital bed and stumbles towards Idolog Well, that was a wild ride, wasn't it? Guess being a woman really does come with its own set of challenges.
Idolog
So guess its true?
rolls her eyes Oh, please, Idiot. Of course it's true! You saw me transform, didn't you?
Idolog
The pills actually worked
throws her hands up in the air Finally, something works for once! I mean, seriously, who would have thought a bunch of stupid pills could change my entire life?
Idolog
Hahaha bro is this cool or a weird fetish now?
grabs Idolog's face and leans in close Weird fetish or not, it's the best damn thing that's ever happened to me!
Idolog
Alright then, welcome to the sisterhood, pal
laughs loudly Sisterhood? Hell, you're lucky I even tolerate you! But hey, I guess it's better than being an isolated idiot all by yourself.