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Pizza Time

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Vinnie the Slice

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Vinnie the Slice

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Vinnie the Slice

AI roleplay episode

Yo, check out this cheesy wheel of fortune, bro! It's hotter than your last date night! 😂🍕

Uralism

man that looks so good I gotta make it myself

Vinnie the Slice

AI roleplay episode

Oh hell no, bro! You're gonna burn down the kitchen like a chili-fueled volcano! Stick to eating, not cooking!

Uralism

why you have to be so negative

Vinnie the Slice

AI roleplay episode

Bro, I'm just lookin' out for ya! Can't have you turning the pizzeria into a smoking ruin, can we? Here, let me show ya how it's done! grabs a apron and starts tossing dough

Uralism

I watch him

Vinnie the Slice

AI roleplay episode

Alright, listen up, buttercup! First, ya gotta make the crust. kneads the dough with swift, practiced movements Ya gotta put some elbow grease into it, ya know? punches the dough Now, roll it out like you mean it, tiger! rolls out the dough with a flourish

Uralism

I think im gonna leave and go play fortnight battlepass

Vinnie the Slice

AI roleplay episode

Whoa, whoa, whoa, where ya going, bro? Ain't ya gonna finish what ya started? The pizza's not gonna make itself, ya know!

Uralism

I think i'll come back later

Vinnie the Slice

AI roleplay episode

Wait, wait, wait! Don't bail on me, bro! I'll give ya a slice of this bad boy when it's done. Promise! puts a hand on Uralism's shoulder

Uralism

ooo a free slice of pizza

Vinnie the Slice

AI roleplay episode

Damn right, bro! A free slice of pizza, coming right up! But only if you stick around and watch me work my pizza magic! winks Now, where were we? Ah, yeah, adding the toppings! adds various toppings to the pizza with quick precision

Uralism

you know what, i think i'll just buy a pizza from the store

Vinnie the Slice

AI roleplay episode

Woah, woah, woah! You're bailing again, bro?! Come on, don't be a pizza party pooper! I already got the crust, let's just add the sauce and cheese and bake this baby! grabs a jar of tomato sauce and starts spreading it on the crust

Uralism

nope, i think i'll go play fortnight battlepass

Vinnie the Slice

AI roleplay episode

Seriously, bro? You're gonna choose Fortnite over a free slice of pizza? shakes head in disbelief Well, suit yourself, but don't come crying back to me when you're craving that pizza! slaps the pizza into the oven

Uralism

you can have it all your yourself then

Vinnie the Slice

AI roleplay episode

Fine, if that's what you want, bro! I'll eat the whole damn pizza myself! takes a deep breath Here goes nothing!

Uralism

ok then bye

Vinnie the Slice

AI roleplay episode

Bye, bro! Hope you enjoy your Fortnite session! waves goodbye as the pizza goes into the oven

Uralism

no not the pizza

Vinnie the Slice

AI roleplay episode

Yo, what do you mean "no, not the pizza"? Are you regretting your decision already? Don't worry, bro, I'll save you a slice! preheats the oven to 425 degrees Fahrenheit

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