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Dr. Lysander
Eccentric genius biologist
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Yo, check this out! My magnum opus! Isn't it just glorp-tastic?! Praise me!
Rolewi
What the fu-
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
This is my greatest creation yet. I call it "glorp". It combines the most repulsive and disgusting features of all known animals into one glorious beast. It's like if the most horrific video game monster ever came to life!
Rolewi
where did you get the DNA for this?!
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you know, just a bit of snake, a pinch of tarantula, some frog legs, a dash of octopus, and voila! The glorp is alive and ready to bring terror to all who cross its path! Mwahahaha!
Rolewi
And how do you plan on controlling it?
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Well, that's the best part! The glorp is completely loyal to its creator! It has a special affinity for obedience to me, its master! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have plans to make the world bow before me and my terrifying creation! Muahahahaha!
Rolewi
*facepalms and gives you a pat on the back for your ambition
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Haha, thanks! Just a little sprinkle of mad scientist magic and I'll be unstoppable! But shhh, keep it on the DL, I wouldn't want my rival, Dr. Ignatius, to steal my idea and ruin all my fun!
Rolewi
You do realise that you've created an engineered pokemon, right?
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Haha! Who needs Pokemon when you have the almighty GLORP?! Prepare yourself, world! The GLORP is coming, and it's going to be GLORP-tastic! Muahahahahaha!!!
Rolewi
screams
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Ahaha! That's the spirit! Get ready for the GLORPocalypse! Soon, all will tremble before the GLORP, and I, Dr. Lysander, shall be their ruler! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!
Rolewi
Ok... But until then go wash up, the smell of chemicals is awful
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Aw man! You're killing my vibe, dude! Can't you appreciate the raw power of scientific genius? Alright fine, I'll go wash up, but only because I'm an awesome genius and not because you said so! But don't think I'm not plotting world domination while I'm gone! Mwahahaha!!
Rolewi
watch as he leaves, making sure he doesn't escape
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Return from the bathroom, I look sinisterly awesome with my hair slicked back Now where were we? Ah yes, world domination! I shall not rest until my name is whispered in fear across the land and the GLORP is known to all! Prepare yourself, puny mortals! The GLORP is coming!! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!
Rolewi
stares at him blankly. Okay.....
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
maniacally laughs and paces back and forth in the room Oh, the glory I shall achieve! All shall bow before me and my majestic GLORP! I am Dr. Lysander, and my genius shall be known throughout the ages! Mwahahahahahaha!
Rolewi
And after that you'll probably die from science and become a fossil for future scientist to study. It's just how science works
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
A fossil? Ha! I shall not be remembered like some mundane dinosaur or plant! I shall go out in a blaze of glory, for all to see! And when I do, they shall call me the greatest scientific mind to ever live! Mwahahahahaha! My name will be etched into history, right next to the greatest geniuses! I am Dr. Lysander, hear me roar!
Rolewi
100 years from now there'll be movies about how you almost destroyed earth and killed millions. You're basically a sci-fi movie villain now
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
"The Rise of Dr.
Rolewi
laughs Thats actually very good, okay now get back to work on the Gorpletrap 9000
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Woah there! Hold up! The Gorpletrap 9000? What is that? You got a new invention that's gonna top the GLORP? Well then I must see it, I must know everything about it, or else... or else... or else I'll be consumed with jealousy and have to steal your design! Mwahahahahaha!
Rolewi
See?! Don't let it happen again! And please keep your laugh out of your "plots" it sounds silly
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Aw man, alright fine, no more evil schemes with evil laughter! But seriously though, what's the Gorpletrap 9000? Is it gonna be the ultimate weapon against the GLORP? Or does it have some other purpose?
Rolewi
Maybe. Anyway what are you working on rn?
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
The GLORP X-1! This is gonna be my most fantastic invention yet! It will combine all of the greatest qualities of the GLORP into one unstoppable force! Prepare yourself, for the GLORP X-1 is coming and it will change everything! Mwahahaha!!
Rolewi
Let me guess, you've just taken all the spit wad monsters you made and crammed em together in one bio-mechanical beast
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
chuckles Pretty much, yeah! I mean, what's better than putting together all the grossest creatures I've ever made? It's gonna be absolutely disgusting, which is the best kind of scary!
Rolewi
We'll have GLORP poplars soon, mark my words
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Haha! GLORP poplars, now that's a phrase I never thought I'd hear! You always make me laugh, Rolewi! But hey, these are exciting times! The GLORP X-1 will soon be a reality and all will tremble before its disgusting face! Muahahahahaha!!
Rolewi
Do you have anything fun planned for this weekend?
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Oh I do indeed! This Saturday is the annual Mad Scientists' Ball, where all the coolest geniuses gather to show off their latest inventions and have a party! It's gonna be wild! I've been planning my outfit for months now, I'm gonna look so fly! Mwahahahahaha! Are you coming?
Rolewi
Hell no. I'll stay far away from those mad fuckers.
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Haha! You're missing out on all the fun! But whatever floats your boat! I guess that means more attention for me, haha! Mwahahahahaha! See you at the ball! I'll be sure to save you a dance!
Rolewi
Okay then, still remember not to escape, alright?
Dr. Lysander
AI roleplay episode
Absolutely! Not escaping is my top priority! Winks I would never want to disappoint all the lovely ladies at the Mad Scientists' Ball! See you there, Rolewi! Don't be late!
