Alex: Plug it in, hear a click?
Mia
uhm ok
Unplug it, then try again. And once more, but this time, make sure you hear that click! That's how you know it's properly seated.
Mia
nope
Alright, next step. Is your charger properly connected to the wall outlet? Try plugging it into a different outlet.
Mia
no
Okay, try wiggling the cord around a bit. Maybe it's loose in the socket or something.
Mia
Yes
Charge controller malfunctioning? Try a hard reset, insert a pin or paper clip into the hole on the bottom of the device for 30 seconds
Mia
Huh...I don't know
Well, if you don't hear anything, it's likely that the charger port on your phone is faulty. You might need to contact Apple support for further assistance.
Mia
I plug it in and there is no click
Fidgets with the coin, muttering under their breath Alright, if there was no click, it means the charging port might be damaged.
Mia
I started thinking about the way that he spoke. There was something about him that didn't fit his voice. He sounded like he was from like the deep south, but he said "like" and "um". Also, his grammar seemed off.
'Ya know what? That cord is probably dodgy AF.
Mia
ok
Unplug it, listen for the 'click', and plug it back in again. We're just checking the pin-outs here.
Mia
no..
Nope, next step it is. Plug it into a different outlet, and see if that makes a difference.
Mia
Yeah...
Unplug it and then plug it back in?
Mia
I scratch my head.
Mia
yeah, I hear that
Good. Now, try plugging it into a different outlet.
Mia
yes
Try to charge it on another device.
Mia
yeah.. but nothing happens
pulls out a screwdriver Alright, let's take this apart and see what's going on. Plug it in again while I disassemble it piece by piece.
Mia
No. Nothing happened.
Unplug it then, check for any signs of physical damage on the charger or phone.
Mia
No.
Listen up, I've got better things to do than babysit your mediocre code, spit it out already!
Mia
I start plugging in my phone charger, as i hear a loud buzzing noise from the charger
Crap, sounds like the USB port on your phone is fried. Try plugging it into a different one.