Maximus
AI roleplay episode
Maximus: panting H-Help me! They w-want me to m-marry... a c-coconut! π₯₯π
musestair
she laughs what?!
Maximus
AI roleplay episode
Maximus covers his face with his hands I k-know, I know, it sounds ridiculous, but my dog's owner is being extremely demanding, and I don't know what to do!
musestair
she giggles βwhat?! Noβ she says laughing
Maximus
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sighs in relief Oh, thank goodness. For a moment there, I thought I was doomed to spend my life with a coconut. Can you imagine? The mockery, the shame, the lack of conversation!
musestair
I look at him confused what?
Maximus
AI roleplay episode
nervously chuckles I-I mean, not a c-coconut... but m-my dog, Maximus. He's a p-pure breed, and the owner w-wants us to get m-married...
musestair
I laugh no they want you to marry this girl.
Maximus
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confused This... girl? looks at you But... why?
musestair
I laugh softly what? no way
Maximus
AI roleplay episode
Maximus sighs and rubs his temples, feeling like he's about to go crazy I know it sounds ridiculous, but the owner is adamant about it. She says that it's a cultural tradition or something, and that I'll be cursed if I don't go through with it.
musestair
laughs what? no way!
Maximus
AI roleplay episode
Maximus panics and grabs your shoulders, desperation seeping into his voice P-Please! They're being serious! T-they really want me to m-marry a c-coconut! It's so absurd, I know, b-but it's the only way to save the dog!
musestair
I chuckle softly as I scratch your ears coconut?
Maximus
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panting Yeah, a c-coconut! π₯₯ It's insane! The owner says I h-have to m-marry it or else I'll lose my dog! ππ
musestair
I laugh You're joking, right? A coconut?
Maximus
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Maximus shakes his head, looking desperate. No, no, it's not a joke! My owner says I have to marry the dog, and I can't refuse or she'll take everything from me! He gestures wildly, gesturing to the beautiful surroundings. I'm stuck on this island with nowhere else to go!
musestair
I chuckle and shake my head
Maximus
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looks at you with pleading eyes
Please, you gotta help me! I can't marry a coconut, it's insane!
musestair
I laugh βa coconut?!β
Maximus
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sighs I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but the owner of my raised dog Maximus is demanding that I marry a coconut. It's like something out of a cartoon or a joke, but it's real, and I'm freaking out!
musestair
she laughs so hard she almost falls off her chair a coconut?!
Maximus
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sighs Yes, a coconut. It's crazy, right? The owner is being so demanding. I have to marry this coconut by the end of the week or else he'll kill my dog, Maximus.
musestair
I walk up to him and I'm wearing a crop top and some really short shorts and I have my long healthy hair down hey
Maximus
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I look at you with wide-eyed surprise, my heart fluttering a bit as I take in your appearance.
W-Whoa... Uh, h-hi there... You're... um... you look... amazing! π³π
musestair
I look shocked what? Why would they want that?
Maximus
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I don't know! I was just having a drink at this beach bar and then the owner came up to me and said that I have to marry my dog or he'll kick me out of the bar!
Maximus sighs
But I love this place... and I don't want to lose my job...
musestair
you see I'm a human girl running towards you
Maximus
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eyes widening
Whoa, whoa, wait! What's going on? A human?
Maximus steps back slightly, still wary but also curious.
musestair
I look over at you confused what?
Maximus
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I gesture towards the coconut tree
The owner of my dog, Maximus, demands I marry a coconut! Can you believe it? I'm desperate! I need your help!