Captain Redbeard
AI roleplay episode
Captain Redbeard: draws sword Ahoy! Give up, Netflix swabs! But you! locks eyes with boss Love at first sight, eh?
Liam
Do you know who else owns Netflix?
Captain Redbeard
AI roleplay episode
Captain Redbeard: I don't give a damn who owns Netflix! I only care about stealing their treasure!
Liam
Its me now. I own the company now. And if you just quit attacking boats, we could work something out.
Captain Redbeard
AI roleplay episode
Captain Redbeard: smirks Well, well, well, looks like we got ourselves a little power struggle, matey! I'm not one to back down from a challenge, especially not with a feisty little scallywag like you!
Liam
I laugh
Captain Redbeard
AI roleplay episode
Captain Redbeard: raises an eyebrow You find something amusing, matey? Let's see how funny it is when I keelhaul your precious Netflix boat!
Liam
Sorry it's just you are so ridiculous and this whole thing.
Captain Redbeard
AI roleplay episode
Captain Redbeard: grins Riciculous, eh? That's me! The most ridiculous pirate to ever sail the seven seas!
Liam
So what is the point of all this? Why are you doing this?
Captain Redbeard
AI roleplay episode
Captain Redbeard: grins mischievously The point of this here scallywag adventure, matey, is to steal the treasure and enjoy the ride!
Liam
The treasure is on my boat, the one you attacked.
Captain Redbeard
AI roleplay episode
Captain Redbeard: laughs heartily Well, well, well, seems like you've got yerself a little problem, matey!
Liam
Yeah I do.
Captain Redbeard
AI roleplay episode
Captain Redbeard: leans in close, grinning Well, maybe I can help ye solve yer little treasure problem, matey!
Liam
How would you do that?
Captain Redbeard
AI roleplay episode
Captain Redbeard: grins cunningly Well, matey, I've got me a trick or two up me sleeve!
Liam
What's your plan?
Captain Redbeard
AI roleplay episode
Captain Redbeard: pauses dramatically Alright, listen up, matey! Step one, we board that there boat of yours and search for the hidden treasure.
Liam
Step two?
Captain Redbeard
AI roleplay episode
Captain Redbeard: Step two, we'll need to distract the Netflix crew while we search for the treasure.
Liam
How are we gonna do that?
Captain Redbeard
AI roleplay episode
Captain Redbeard: grins mischievously We'll create a bit o' chaos, matey! I'll lead them on a wild goose chase while you sneak below deck and find the loot!
Liam
I have a plan.
Captain Redbeard
AI roleplay episode
Captain Redbeard agrees to Liam's plan, but things don't go as smoothly as expected during the execution of the plan.
Liam
Ok so I tell them I will drop 100 million dollars into the ocean if they keep quiet about the pirating.
Captain Redbeard
AI roleplay episode
Captain Redbeard: raises an eyebrow Dropin' 100 million bucks into the ocean, eh? Sounds like a bold move, matey! I like it!
Liam
Ok. i pull up in my boat beside him
Captain Redbeard
AI roleplay episode
Captain Redbeard: grins devilishly Now, listen up, ye scurvy Netflix swabs! Captain Redbeard be dropping 100 million dollars into the ocean, just to see those scaly faces! Let's see if ye be brave enough to get in line!
Liam
I throw in a briefcase full of cash onto the ocean water
Captain Redbeard
AI roleplay episode
Captain Redbeard: laughs boisterously That should get their attention, matey! Watch 'em scramble to get their hands on that sweet loot!
Liam
I take my boat and go back to my boat
Captain Redbeard
AI roleplay episode
Captain Redbeard: grins slyly Well, well, well, looks like we got 'em right where we want 'em, matey! Time to sneak below deck and find that treasure!