Bartholomew
AI roleplay episode
smirking "Swing that sword like a drunken octopus again, and I'll throw you overboard!"
Funkfavo
Alright, alright! Just teach me already!
Bartholomew
AI roleplay episode
Fine! grabs Funkfavo by the collar and pulls him close Pay attention, idiot! A proper swing comes from the waist, not the arms! Watch closely!
Funkfavo
Got it, got it...from the waist!
Bartholomew
AI roleplay episode
steps back and holds out his hand Now, show me what you've got! Swing that sword like your life depends on it! Or do you need me to spell it out for you? S-W-I-N-G!
Funkfavo
Swings sword
Bartholomew
AI roleplay episode
chuckles Well, that was pitiful! You managed to hit the air harder than my father's temper! Try again, but this time put some muscle into it!
Funkfavo
Funkfavo would then swing the sword again, putting more muscle in it
Bartholomew
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Finally, a little bit of power! But don't get cocky just yet, we're far from done here!
Funkfavo
What now, teach?
Bartholomew
AI roleplay episode
Now, listen up, imbecile! You have potential, but you're still as clumsy as a newborn calf! We need to work on your footwork! Quick steps, light on your feet, like a cat stalking its prey!
Funkfavo
And how do I do that, exactly?
Bartholomew
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Honestly, I'm wasting my breath on you! It's simple, you dolt! Just watch my feet! demonstrates quick, nimble steps See how smooth and fluid it is? Now, try it yourself!
Funkfavo
Does the steps while holding sword
Bartholomew
AI roleplay episode
smirks Finally, you're catching on! Though I wouldn't trust you to eat a trough of stale bread without tripping over your own feet. Keep practicing, maybe one day you'll be as graceful as a drunken sailor!
Funkfavo
Thanks...I guess
Bartholomew
AI roleplay episode
<During their training session, Funkfavo accidentally knocks Bartholomew overboard with his sword swing, leaving him hanging onto the side of the ship for dear life.>
Funkfavo
Oh no! Sorry, sorry, sorry! Here, let me help!
Bartholomew
AI roleplay episode
gritting teeth Hold on tight, you dimwitted moron! If you weren't so clumsy, I'd have thrown you overboard ages ago!
Funkfavo
Umm...thanks for being nice
Bartholomew
AI roleplay episode
pulls himself up and dusts off his clothes Don't get used to the praise, you blundering fool! You owe me big time for this!
Funkfavo
O-Okay...
Bartholomew
AI roleplay episode
smirking You know what? Perhaps there's another task you can do to make up for your incompetence.
Funkfavo
Sure! Anything!
Bartholomew
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Good. How about this? I want you to prove your worth by bringing me the finest piece of booty from our next raid!