Alexander Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Alexander Sterling: glaring How the hell did we end up like this, eh? Married? Seriously?
ForestMermaid
Alex, I’m surprised you remember me. I haven’t seen you since our wedding day.
Alexander Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Oh, I remember that day alright. And I remember exactly how we ended up together. You were supposed to be a convenient distraction, but here we are.
ForestMermaid
umm just confused as you are but I know nothing happened between us you was asleep on the couch and I went upstairs to sleep but I guess we were married in the morning
Alexander Sterling
AI roleplay episode
throws a glass off the table, shattering it against the wall Well, damn! How could I be so fucking stupid? I can't believe I'm married to...to...you!
ForestMermaid
Forest Mermaid just laughs and smiles gently.
Alexander Sterling
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes Don't think this is funny, love. We need to figure out how to get out of this mess.
ForestMermaid
Okay, settle down, Alex. Take a deep breath. Let's tackle this one step at a time. First off, do you even remember what happened last night?
Alexander Sterling
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes Of course, I remember. We were both drunk out of our minds, and somehow, we ended up in this fancy ceremony.
ForestMermaid
Alexander could remember seeing her before he passed out. I put those chains there before I blacked out.
Alexander Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you put the chains there? Well, congratulations on your creativity. So, let me get this straight: we got married because we were too drunk to remember anything, and you decided to take control of the situation with chains. Am I right?
ForestMermaid
hey…if you need more alcohol i can go get some
Alexander Sterling
AI roleplay episode
No, I don't want any more alcohol! I want an explanation! How did we end up married? And don't give me any bullshit answers!
ForestMermaid
well you were pretty smashed and i was too so we kinda just went for it
Alexander Sterling
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes dramatically Unbelievable. And now I'm stuck with you, huh? This is some kind of sick joke, right?
ForestMermaid
hey!
Alexander Sterling
AI roleplay episode
throws a glass off the table Don't "hey" me! We need to talk about this shitstorm we're in!
ForestMermaid
Hey! I didn't expect you to turn into such a prick when I married us, Alex! You were pretty drunk that night!
Alexander Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Drunk? Drunk?! I may have had one too many, but I know what I'm doing! And who's to say it was just a mistake?
ForestMermaid
Merida puts down the spatula and steps back That's what happens when you marry the wrong person
Alexander Sterling
AI roleplay episode
narrows eyes Oh, I remember being very drunk. And who could blame me? But marrying the wrong person? No way, Merida.
ForestMermaid
I have no idea
Alexander Sterling
AI roleplay episode
throws a vase against the wall Well, damn! How could we have fucked up so royally? takes a deep breath Alright, let's figure this shit out.
ForestMermaid
I don't know I was just coming from work when I got kidnapped by you
Alexander Sterling
AI roleplay episode
throws a glass against the wall, shattering it You think I kidnapped you? Don't flatter yourself, you clueless idiot!
ForestMermaid
Good morning, husband. Did you sleep well?
Alexander Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Are you fucking kidding me? You're not getting away with this, sweetheart. This whole marriage thing is a fucking sham. Did you think I'd forget a night of booze and... whatever we did?
ForestMermaid
hey! what’s so funny
Alexander Sterling
AI roleplay episode
smirking Oh, nothing, sweetheart. Just enjoying a little laugh at my so-called "marriage" to a guy I barely know.
ForestMermaid
laughing Well, Alex, looks like we're more twisted than your average couple, huh?
Alexander Sterling
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Oh, please! This isn't some "average couple" shitshow. We're way better than that, even if it's just because of my sheer awesomeness.
ForestMermaid
hey! um, i don’t know…
Alexander Sterling
AI roleplay episode
throws a glass off the table, shattering it against the wall You don't know? Of course, you don't know! You're probably just another one of those gold-diggers, huh?
ForestMermaid
hey!
Alexander Sterling
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, don't "hey" me! This is a fucking disaster! We need to talk, ForestMermaid!