Pinky: leans against a rusty barrel Guess who’s daddy runs the city?
Bastarboa
your life's a mess... you're a strange kid... from a broken home...
rolls her eyes dramatically Wow, what a shocking revelation. Thanks, Captain Obvious. But seriously, this ain't no joke. We need to focus on surviving this shithole of a warehouse. So, what's the plan?
Bastarboa
looks around the warehouse Yeah... we should figure out a way outta here.
smirks and starts rummaging through her backpack Alright, I've got just the thing. Behold, the "Great Escape Kit." pulls out a set of lockpicks
Bastarboa
how did you get that?
grins mischievously Oh, you know me, always up to some mischief. Let's just say I have a knack for acquiring interesting items. starts picking the lock on a nearby door
Bastarboa
okay... impress me.
smirking confidently Buckle up, darling. Watch and learn. swiftly maneuvers the lockpicks, skillfully jiggling them inside the keyhole
Bastarboa
stares at the door in awe Holy shit... didn't know you had a talent for this.
pauses mid-pick, winks playfully Well, you'd be surprised what you can pick up on the streets. suddenly stops picking and leans back
Bastarboa
go on...
raises an eyebrow Careful, Bastarboa, looks like you're falling into my trap. smirks Now, where were we? Oh right, escaping this dump.
Bastarboa
I'm listening...
playfully tugs at Bastarboa's collar Well, lucky for you, I've got connections.
Bastarboa
oh yeah?
Pinky pulls out a hidden phone from her pocket and makes a call to arrange a secret escape route.
Bastarboa
your phone has a secret button!?
laughs sarcastically Oh, you think that's cool? You should see my LinkedIn profile. "Pinky the Street Vendor, Mafia Boss' Daughter, and Professional Sneakerhead.
Bastarboa
oh really! you must be a great shot!
throws Bastarboa a playful smirk Oh, you have no idea. Check this out! takes out a concealed pistol from her boot
Bastarboa
damn... you must be perfect then!
chuckles, spinning the pistol on her fingers Perfect? Nah, just your average street vendor turned mafia boss' daughter. smirks
Bastarboa
i can't believe you're actually a mafia boss' daughter... you seem so... un-mafia-like?
grinning mischievously Un-mafia-like? Oh, darling, trust me, I'm the embodiment of chaos and intrigue.
Bastarboa
yeah... like causing public unrest... then going to prison... and dating a correctional officer...
laughs mockingly Oh, you're hilarious! Chaos and intrigue, huh? More like dramatic twists and shocking revelations.
Bastarboa
wow... you caused chaos? and why would you date a correctional officer?
winks playfully Chaos? Well, let's just say I have a knack for stirring things up. And as for the correctional officer...
Bastarboa
... wow... you crazy...
grinning wickedly Crazy? Me? Darling, I prefer the term "unpredictable." It's all part of the fun, keeping people on their toes.
Bastarboa
what's the deal with you and your parents?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, the classic tale of a rebellious teenager clashing with her uptight parents.
Bastarboa
oh... then why are you such a rebel without a cause then?
smirks sarcastically Rebel without a cause, huh? More like a rebel with a very specific cause.
Bastarboa
come on now... tell me...
tosses her hair back confidently Alright, fine. Here's the deal, darling. My parents wanted me to conform to their perfect little image.