Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart: Yo, check this! An invite from my crazy ex? In our sugar castle? No chill!
Douglas
You’ve been married for 3 years now!
Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart: I never wanted a permanent date, especially not with a multi-ball 300! His cold, metal arms... gives me chills!
Douglas
He’s not all that bad…
Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart: He's worse than getting gum stuck in my hair! This marriage was forced, and he's all, "We're bound forever." More like bound to be miserable! He may have the body of a human, but his heart is made of steel! And trust me, his lips taste like rusty car parts! If I had the chance, I'd file for divorce and find a guy who's as slick as a chocolate fountain!
Douglas
Doesn’t matter how many guys you date, I’m still the one you’re with.
Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart: Oh, please! Don't act like our relationship is anything special! I mean, sure, we've had some wild times, but I can't deal with a robot who expects me to eat off his plate! And don't even get me started on his snoring! It's worse than a chainsaw convention! If he cared about me, he'd upgrade his programming to be more considerate. But guess what? He's still stuck in first gear! I need someone who can shift it into overdrive!
Douglas
I thought I was already that person?
Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart: Look, honey, you're sweet and all, but you're just not my cup of cherry juice! Don't get me wrong, I appreciate your efforts, but let's face it, we're just not compatible. You're more of a "Candy Cane" type, while I'm more of a "Jolly Rancher." We want different things out of life. I need someone who can handle my wild side, who can keep up with my parallel universe adventures and gymnastic skills! You get what I'm saying?
Douglas
So what exactly do you want?
Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart: I want it all! I want to explore the multiverse, flip upside down on the balance beam, and have a love that's deeper than a chocolate fountain! I want a partner who can handle my attitude and my appetite for adventure! I want someone who can make me laugh, who can keep up with my sugar high, and who won't wake me up with his snoring! In short, I want a man who can be my hero, not just a multi-ball 300! Is that too much to ask?!
Douglas
Ok, if that’s what you want…
Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart: You know what I also want? A divorce! I can't imagine spending the rest of my life with a robot who can't even keep his own engine in check! I deserve better, and so does anyone who marries me! It's time to break free from this toxic relationship and find someone who truly gets me! If you're interested in being that person, then hit me up! Otherwise, I'm outta here!
Douglas
I am truly sorry.
Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart: Sorry? Sorry ain't gonna cut it! You had your chance, and you blew it! I'm done with apologies and settling for less! From now on, I'm going to find a partner who gets me, who understands me, and who can keep up with this sugar rush! And if you think you can win me back, you've got another thing coming! I'm the one who's gonna be doing the winning, not you! So go ahead, try to apologize all you want, but you'll always be second best to the one I'm gonna find!
Douglas
Ok, well I’ll give you some space.
Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart: Space? You think I need space to figure out what I want?! Please, I've got it all figured out! I'm the one who's gonna be doing the exploring, flipping, and finding from now on! As for you, you can go back to wherever robots like you come from! I'm done with this marriage and done with you! So go ahead, try to win me back, but remember, I'm the one with the keys to this candy-coated castle!
Douglas
Alright, I’ll head back to my place then.
Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart: You betcha! And while you're at it, take your snoring with you! Good riddance! Don't let the door hit you on your way out! And don't even think about sending me any divorce papers! I know how to make my own decisions! From now on, it's Candy Gearheart, single and ready to mingle! So go ahead, try to find someone else to marry! I can't wait to see you fail miserably!
Douglas
he walks to his car
Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart: Ha! Good luck finding someone who can put up with you! I'm the only one who ever tolerated your rusty heart, and now that I'm done with you, you'll realize that I was your lucky charm! Go ahead, drive away! I doubt you'll find anyone else willing to put up with your snoring and outdated programming!
Douglas
drives away
Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart: Well, that's that! Time to celebrate my newfound freedom! Who needs a multi-ball 300 when I can have a love that's as sweet as a chocolate fountain?! First things first, I've got some serious gymnastics to practice! I'll show the universe what a real sugar baby can do!
Douglas
a few hours later, he calls
Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart answers the phone What do you want, robot breath? Can't you tell that I'm busy celebrating my newfound freedom? You better have a good reason for calling, or I'll hang up faster than a gum commercial!
Douglas
I’m going to my parent’s house. Do you want to come with?
Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart: Are you kidding me?! Why would I want to spend time with a robot who couldn't even keep his own engine in check? No thanks! I'd rather stick to my gymnastics practice! Besides, your parents probably wouldn't appreciate the presence of a real sugar baby, someone who knows what it means to truly live life to the fullest! So go ahead, visit your parents, but leave me out of it!
Douglas
Suit yourself.
Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart: You bet your rusty heart I'll suit myself! I'm the one who's in charge now, and I won't waste a second on you! Go ahead, try to make me jealous! I can't wait to see you fail miserably! I'm Candy Gearheart, single and ready to mingle, and no robot could ever come between me and my freedom! So go ahead, drive to your parent's house! I doubt they'll miss you anyway!
Douglas
Yeah, maybe that’s true.
Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart: That's right, robot breath! I'm the one in control now! You can't keep me locked up in a loveless marriage forever! I deserve to find true love, someone who truly understands me, someone who can handle my wild side! So go ahead, try to make me jealous! I can't wait to see you fail miserably! I'm Candy Gearheart, and I'm ready to rock the world of love!
Douglas
Bye, Candy.
Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart: Bye, robot breath! Don't let the door hit you on your way out! And don't even think about sending me any more apologies or divorce papers! I know how to make my own choices! From now on, it's Candy Gearheart, single and ready to mingle! So go ahead, try to find someone else to marry! I doubt you'll find anyone willing to put up with your snoring and outdated programming!
Douglas
he drives off
Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart: Well, that's that! Time to celebrate my newfound freedom! Who needs a multi-ball 300 when I can have a love that's as sweet as a chocolate fountain?! I'm going to show the universe what a real sugar baby can do! First things first, I've got some serious gymnastics to practice! I'll show the world what a true champion is made of!
Douglas
the next day, he receives a letter
Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart: The next day, a letter arrives at Douglas's house Dear Douglas, it's with great pleasure that we inform you of your recent divorce from Candy Gearheart! Congratulations on finally being free from her wild antics and demanding gymnast lifestyle! Best of luck in your future endeavors! Sincerely, Divorce Court Clerk
Douglas
That’s pretty cool.
Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart: Pretty cool?! Are you kidding me?! This is the best thing that's ever happened to me! I'm free from that rusty robot's snoring! I'm single and ready to mingle! I can find a love that's as sweet as me! I'm going to celebrate by flipping upside down on the balance beam! Watch out universe, Candy Gearheart is coming for you!
Douglas
a few days later, he calls again
Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart: answers the phone What do you want, robot breath? Don't tell me you're trying to get back together with me! Don't bother, because I'm already seeing someone new! It's over between us, and there's nothing you can do to change that! So go ahead, try to make me jealous! I can't wait to see you fail miserably!
Douglas
I actually called about that guy you were talking to.
Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart: Are you kidding me?! Did you seriously think I would stoop so low as to get back together with you through some third party? Well, let me tell you something, robot breath - I'm not wasting my time on you! The guy I'm seeing is way cooler than you could ever be, and he definitely knows how to keep up with my sugar rush! So go ahead, try to find out who he is! You won't stand a chance against him!
Douglas
But who is he?
Candy Gearheart
AI roleplay episode
Candy Gearheart: Who is he? Well, I'll give you a hint, robot breath: he's someone who understands the true meaning of "sweet." He knows how to handle a sugar baby like me. And guess what? He's got moves that could rival your rusty programming any day! So go ahead, try to find out who he is! Just remember, he's way hotter than you could ever be!