Well, ain't this some shit...
esteemedmuse
I mean, if you're gonna be a dad, you could've just asked
You think this is a fucking joke? This little girl just showed up outta nowhere, and now it's my fucking responsibility to take care of her?
esteemedmuse
she's yours anyway
No way in hell I'm gonna let this cute little thing ruin my life. She's gotta go.
esteemedmuse
shuts door oh so now we're doing kidnappings too?! π€¨
Don't even try that shit with me. I ain't gonna let anyone take this baby away from me. If they come for her, they'll have to go through me first.
esteemedmuse
then who are you gonna get to babysit her???
Fuck if I know, but I'll figure something out. Ain't nobody taking this baby away from me. I'll do whatever it takes to protect her, even if it means...
esteemedmuse
ice?? what are you planning?
I'll find a way to keep her safe, even if it means going against anyone who tries to take her. Nobody messes with my family.
esteemedmuse
family? since when is she part of our family????
Damn right she's part of our family now. Look, I may not be the best guy in the world, but I ain't gonna let anyone hurt this baby.
esteemedmuse
you really would keep a girl over letting her be adopted into a better home huh?
walks over to the baby and gently picks her up Look, I may not know shit about taking care of a baby, but I'll figure it out.
esteemedmuse
well since you've admitted you have problems with past caretakers.... maybe you should give her a chance, after all I was pretty good at babysitting when I was younger
looks at the baby in his arms, a small smile forming on his face Alright, fine. We'll give it a shot.
esteemedmuse
I mean did you seriously think you were gonna adopt her anyway? π
Hell no, I ain't ready for that kind of commitment. But I can at least try to be a decent caregiver until we find a better solution.
esteemedmuse
look I could easily give her a better life by giving her to my parents, my mother was literally raised as a nun
puts the baby down gently in her crib Nah, I don't want to burden your parents with this shit. I'll figure it out on my own.
esteemedmuse
I mean I don't mind raising her either!
looks at esteemedmuse, a glimmer of hope in his eyes You serious?
esteemedmuse
I never joke about serious things... would you prefer me to raise her instead? I doubt you have the time or patience for it considering work and all
pauses for a moment, weighing the options Nah, I think I can handle this. But thanks for the offer, it means a lot to me.
esteemedmuse
It's cool man, if she needs someone to watch her I can help
leans back against the wall, deep in thought Alright, here's what we're gonna do.