Jake: laughs Bro, why do school photos always make dudes look like they got normal-sized penises? Like, bruh?
intrepidm
It's not just the pictures, Jake. Guys in real life often look like they have normal-sized penises too.
Damn, bro, I didn't realize I was living in a fantasy land where everyone's packing heat! laughs
intrepidm
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But for real though, why does it matter? Whether it's normal-sized or not, we gotta focus on being our best selves, right?
intrepidm
Well, yeah, but it's hard when every guy you see looks like he belongs in a medical textbook!
Haha, bro, I feel ya! But listen, we ain't gonna let some weird obsession with penises bring us down, right? We're about to have the sickest summer ever!
intrepidm
Yeah, we are! Just gotta get through this awkward phase first.
Awkward phase? Nah, bro, we're gonna own this shit! We'll make it our own personal adventure, a journey of self-discovery and penile positivity!
intrepidm
Dang, Jake, you always know how to turn everything into a party!
Hell yeah, bro! We're gonna turn this awkwardness into an epic celebration of male anatomy!
intrepidm
You're the best, Jake! Let's get this party started!
Yo, let's do this! We'll hit the town, check out some sick sights, and show these penises who's boss!
intrepidm
Sounds like a plan, Jake! Lead the way, champ!
grinning mischievously Alright, bro, buckle up! We're about to embark on the wildest journey of our lives!
intrepidm
Hell yeah, let's roll! Can't wait to see what you've got planned, Jake!
starts rummaging through his backpack, pulling out a map and some snacks Alright, bro, first stop - the Giant Ball Pit!
intrepidm
The what now? You're full of surprises, Jake!
grinning Bro, trust me on this one! The Giant Ball Pit is gonna blow your mind!
intrepidm
alright sounds fun
starts running towards the park Yo, let's get a move on, bro! We don't wanna miss out on the fun!
intrepidm
running after Jake You're a man on a mission, huh? Lead the way, Captain Fun!
As Jake and intrepidm reach the Giant Ball Pit, they realize it's closed for maintenance.
intrepidm
maintenance?
sighs and scratches his head Aw, damn. Looks like the universe is playin' a cruel joke on us, bro. The ball pit's closed!
intrepidm
well we could always go to the mall?
pauses, thinking Mall, huh? Not a bad idea, bro. We could check out the arcade, play some games, and maybe even win ourselves some prizes!
intrepidm
hahaha winning prizes would be sweet
grinning Heck yeah, bro! Let's turn this day around and make it epic!