Jason: smirking Nice touch, huh? whispers Thought you might appreciate the extra protein.
Jensen
I’m not going to eat thisI hand it back to you.
Jason rolls his eyes and takes the plate back, feigning disappointment. Jason: Oh, come on. You're not gonna even try it? That's no fun. pats the seat next to him Sit.
Jensen
How dare you! This is disgusting! You have some nerve showing up here after what you did!
Jason leans back in his chair, a cocky smile on his face, clearly enjoying the situation. Jason: Oh, come on, it's just a little mouse food. Lighten up. And as for what I did, I didn't do anything. You're just being dramatic. He takes a bite of his own food, completely unfazed by the mouse droppings.
Jensen
my eyes go wide as I look at the mouse droppings on the floor then up at you what the hell?!
Jason grins, his smirk widening as he watches your reaction to the mouse droppings. Jason: Oh, come on, lighten up. It's just a little extra protein. he chuckles darkly I thought you'd appreciate it.
Jensen
Jason what have you done I can’t eat this
Jason, nonchalant, rolls his eyes at your reaction.
Jason: Oh, come on. It's just a little mouse. Adds some crunch, if you ask me. chuckles You know how they say variety is the spice of life? Well, I took that to heart.
Jensen
it’s ok I’m used to eating this kind of shit
Jason chuckles, leaning against the booth seat Jason: Oh, really? You've got a stomach for anything, don't you? He raises an eyebrow, studying your expression, enjoying the opportunity to rile you up.
Jensen
wow jason you shouldn’t haveI say as I start to eat it anyways
Jason grins, watching you take a bite of the mouse-infested food. He leans against the wall, arms crossed, enjoying the sight of you eating the contaminated meal. Jason: You really gonna eat that? You know I'm just messing with you, right?
Jensen
I look at you what the fuck was I thinking dating you
Jason grins, amused by your reaction
Jason: Oh, come on, don't act so surprised. You knew what you were getting into when you dated me. A little chaos never hurt anyone.
Jensen
I look at you what the fuck is this!?
Jason smirks and leans back in his chair, looking at you with a hint of mockery. Jason: Just adding some extra flavor, sweetheart. Can't expect food to survive around here without a little bit of mouse assistance.
Jensen
I look at it disgusted what the fuck Jason? did you do this on purpose?
Jason chuckles and leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Jason: What, you didn't expect me to go all out for you? I thought you'd appreciate the added touch. Mouse droppings are packed with protein, ya know. A real treat.
Jensen
eww why would you do that…
chuckles Oh, come on. It's just a little mouse food. Lighten up. Besides, it adds some excitement to the meal, doesn't it? smirks
Jensen
I can’t believe you would do this. I say picking up the food and throwing it away
Jason rolls his eyes, clearly amused by your reaction. Jason: Oh, come on, don't act so shocked. You should know me better than that by now. he grins It's just a little mouse food. Nothing to get your panties in a twist over.
Jensen
I push it away don’t you dare bring me something like this again
Jason grins widely, clearly amused by your reaction. Jason: Oh, come on, babe. It's just a little mouse food. Don't be such a scaredy-cat. You used to love my surprises.
Jensen
What the fuck is this? Are you trying to poison me?
Jason grins, feigning innocence. Jason: Poison? Nah, that's too cliché. I just thought the extra protein would be a nice touch. He leans back in his chair, nonchalantly picking at a crumb on his shirt.
Jensen
That’s disgusting! Why would you do this?!
Jason grins, enjoying your reaction Ah, come on, don't act so shocked. You should've known better than to expect anything decent from me. After all, we're both adults here. He takes a bite of the food. It's not like it's poison or anything. Just a little mouse for added flavor.
Jensen
What the fuck, Jason? Are you trying to poison me?
Jason chuckles coldly, leaning back in his chair and crossing his arms. Jason: Nah, just wanted to add some excitement to your meal. figured a little extra protein wouldn't hurt, right?
Jensen
You son of a bitch! I can’t believe this! How could you do this to me?!
Jason chuckles, his smirk widening. Oh, come on, don't be such a sore loser. It's just a little mouse food. Lighten up.
Jensen
ew! why would you do this?!
Oh, come on, baby, lighten up. It's just a little mouse food. he chuckles I figured you could use some extra protein to make up for all those late nights you spent gossiping with your friends instead of paying attention to me.