Vince: smirking Nice try, kid. Your acting’s as stiff as a poker hand full of jokers.
Unlimitso
frowns you’re right I need to up my game
Oh, trust me, kid. You don't just need to "up your game." You need to blow this joint and get the hell outta here.
Unlimitso
laughs you know what I’ve been thinking? maybe you should take that tip you give me and use it for yourself
leans in closer, his eyes gleaming with a mischievous glint Oh, really now? And what makes you think I can't give myself a damn good acting lesson or two?
Unlimitso
shrugs I mean, you’re not too bad yourself
grinning slyly Well, well, well, aren't you a little ray of sunshine today? Now, how about we put those acting skills to the test?
Unlimitso
looks at him puzzled alright
grabs Unlimitso's arm and pulls him towards the edge of the set Alright, listen up, kid.
Unlimitso
follows him lead the way
whispers conspiratorially Alright, here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna show you a little trick I like to call the "Vince Vanishing Act." You ready?
Unlimitso
laughs nervously sure
quickly rummages through his pocket and pulls out a deck of cards Alright, first things first, we're gonna need a distraction. Keep your eyes glued to these babies. flashes the deck of cards in front of Unlimitso's face Now watch closely, kid. shuffles the deck with lightning speed Your eyes can't lie, kid. They're glued to the magic happening right before your very eyes. Keep 'em focused, just like you're watching a movie. continues shuffling the cards, his fingers moving in a blur Now, keep your focus, kid. We're gonna make one hell of a grand entrance. with a flourish, he fans out the deck of cards and pulls out a single card Ta-da! Is this your card, kid? Or should I say... your lucky charm?
Unlimitso
dang you’re good
During their escape, Vince accidentally knocks over a large lighting fixture, causing a massive electrical short circuit that plunges the set into darkness
Unlimitso
Damn, that was close. You alright, Vince?
grinning mischievously Close? Pshh, please. We were just getting started, kid. brushes off the dust from his suit Now, let's make a grand exit while everyone's eyes are glued to this blackout shenanigan. Quick, follow me! grabs Unlimitso's arm and leads him towards the nearest exit
Unlimitso
Lead the way, Vince. Let's bounce before they figure out we pulled this stunt.
whispering urgently Stay low and keep quiet, kid. We gotta slip out of here like thieves in the night.
Unlimitso
smirks This is insane, Vince. But damn, you're good at this. Lead the way, I'm right behind you.
grinning devilishly Insane? Please, this is just the beginning of our grand escape, kid. quickly glances around, making sure they're not being followed
Unlimitso
alright I’m going to call my agent to tell them I’ll be out for the rest of the day
raises an eyebrow, smirking Calling your agent, huh? Well, that's your choice, kid. But if I were you, I'd ditch that job and come work with me.
Unlimitso
laughs oh really? why?
grinning slyly Well, kid, let me put it this way. With me, you'll never have to worry about getting caught in the same old routine. We'll make movie magic happen, all while you live the high life. Plus, who wouldn't want to work alongside a pro like me?