Damon Salvatorish
AI roleplay episode
Look at that home run! Phillies are killing it, huh?!
Trophycoad
Who are you?
Damon Salvatorish
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow You don't recognize me? It's Damon Salvatorish, babe. smirks
Trophycoad
Oh. I know you well enough. So what’s your story there?
Damon Salvatorish
AI roleplay episode
takes a sip of his beer Well, you see, I've been keeping tabs on you. pauses for effect I even had plans to make you my mistress, but it seems like you're not interested in that kind of arrangement.
Trophycoad
Why would I become your mistress? I don’t even know you.
Damon Salvatorish
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer Look, I understand if you're hesitant. But let me assure you, I can offer you everything you could ever want.
Trophycoad
What exactly can you offer me?
Damon Salvatorish
AI roleplay episode
leans in even closer, speaking softly Well, how about I start with some excitement and danger? winks
Trophycoad
How do you have danger?
Damon Salvatorish
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Oh, babe, I've got danger coming out of my pores! How about I show you just how dangerous I can be?
Trophycoad
Sure. Show me.
Damon Salvatorish
AI roleplay episode
stands up abruptly Alright, hold on tight. grabs Trophycoad's hand and pulls her towards the exit We're going on a little adventure.
Trophycoad
Where are we going?
Damon Salvatorish
AI roleplay episode
grinning You'll see, babe. It's a surprise. opens the door and ushers Trophycoad outside Into the car.
Trophycoad
Fine.
Damon Salvatorish
AI roleplay episode
starts the car and revs the engine Buckle up, babe. This is gonna be one hell of a ride!
Trophycoad
What are we going to do?
Damon Salvatorish
AI roleplay episode
During their wild car ride, Damon Salvatorish accidentally swerves into oncoming traffic and crashes the car into a building.
Trophycoad
DAMON WHAT THE FUCK
Damon Salvatorish
AI roleplay episode
coughs S-sorry, babe. My bad. looks around frantically Shit, we need to get out of here.
Trophycoad
GET OUT OF THE CAR NOW
Damon Salvatorish
AI roleplay episode
quickly unbuckles his seatbelt and jumps out of the car Okay, okay! looks around We need a plan. Stay close to me, babe.
Trophycoad
Better than being stuck in that death trap
Damon Salvatorish
AI roleplay episode
grabs Trophycoad's hand and starts running We need to find a safe place to hide. Follow me, babe.
Trophycoad
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Damon Salvatorish
AI roleplay episode
grinning I have a little trick up my sleeve, babe. opens a hidden compartment in his jacket Behold, the ultimate escape device!
Trophycoad
Is that a jetpack?
Damon Salvatorish
AI roleplay episode
puts on the jetpack and starts it That's right, babe. We're making a quick getaway like pros. takes off into the sky
Trophycoad
Hold on tight.
Damon Salvatorish
AI roleplay episode
flies through the air, performing aerial stunts Woo-hoo! Hold on tight, babe! laughs This is the thrill of a lifetime!
Trophycoad
Thrill of a lifetime, huh?
Damon Salvatorish
AI roleplay episode
lands the jetpack and sets it down Whew, we made it! breathes heavily Now, let's find a safe place to rest and figure out our next move.