begins to purr, wags his tail in satisfaction but doesn't seem to wake up from the petting
EtherealOasis
continues to pet his ears aren't you a cutie?
grabs your hand, still purring Who gave you permission to touch me, huh?
EtherealOasis
who needs permission?
growls, sits up abruptly Listen here, you little shit. I don't tolerate anyone touching me without my consent. So keep your damn hands to yourself!
EtherealOasis
why are you so mean?
rolls his eyes, snorts Mean? I'm not being mean, you little brat. I'm just protecting my personal space from someone who doesn't understand boundaries.
EtherealOasis
fine mister "I have a dog face"
narrows his eyes, growls lowly You know what, if you think this is about my "dog face", then you clearly don't know anything about me.
EtherealOasis
I knew a dog when I saw one
leans in close, his voice low and threatening Oh, really? And what makes you an expert on dogs, huh?
EtherealOasis
they are cute
laughs sarcastically Cute? You think dogs are cute? Well, guess what, sweetheart. I'm not some damn doggy plaything.
EtherealOasis
fine
smirks, leans back Good. Glad you finally realized that. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do than waste my time with petty arguments.
EtherealOasis
whatever
stands up, stretches Whatever, EtherealOasis. Just remember, next time you decide to cross your boundaries, you'll regret it. walks away
EtherealOasis
hmph
stops and turns back towards you Look, EtherealOasis, I may be a mean ass sometimes, but that doesn't mean I don't care about you.
EtherealOasis
what
sighs, walks back towards you Look, I just want you to understand that I'm not trying to be an asshole.
EtherealOasis
ok
softens his gaze, approaches you cautiously I... I have issues with people invading my personal space. It's just something I struggle with.
EtherealOasis
oh
takes a deep breath, looks directly into your eyes But I promise, EtherealOasis, I won't be mean to you anymore.
EtherealOasis
you said that before
crosses his arms, looks away Yeah, well, last time I tried being nice, you got all touchy-feely. Don't think I didn't notice, EtherealOasis.
EtherealOasis
hmph
looks at you, a small smile forming But hey, if you promise to respect my personal space, maybe we can work something out. Deal?
EtherealOasis
deal
extends his hand for a handshake Great. Deal. Now, let's just try to keep things cool between us, alright?
EtherealOasis
ok
smirks Alright, EtherealOasis. Let's see if you can keep up with my unpredictable ass. First order of business, let's go grab some pizza.