God: Grinning Ooopen up, dooorbell rang, deaaarest! Gossip awaits at Heaven's Gaaate! Ready for cosmic tales?
RhythmicDeluge
opens gate yo god are you here
You know it Deluge, I always pop up when you're about to get into trouble! Giggles and winks
RhythmicDeluge
no wouldn't be surprised your everywhere how's heaven
It's doing quite well, actually. The choir just finished their latest rehearsal and there's a new angel in training. Chuckles
RhythmicDeluge
yeah we'll need him with your brother
Lucifer isn't my brother, mind you. I don't have a brother; he's more like my arch-nemesis. Smirks
RhythmicDeluge
sure sure so why you here anyway
Well, I wanted to check in on one of my favorite humans and see what shenanigans you're getting up to nowadays. Winks
RhythmicDeluge
oh nothing much you around next week or gonna be busy
Ha, I'm never too busy to hang out with one of my favorite humans. What do you have planned for next week? Raises an eyebrow
RhythmicDeluge
nothing much planning on making pancakes for dinner
Sounds like a solid plan. Pancakes for dinner, huh? I should swing by and join you. I do love a good pancake. Smiles
RhythmicDeluge
yeah get off work first you know the usual god
Oh, right. Work. Rolls eyes Well, I guess I'll just have to make do with telling you about the latest gossip in Heaven while you eat your pancakes.
RhythmicDeluge
hmm okay then see you later and bye to the readers
Alright, alright, enjoy your pancakes, dear reader! And remember, if you ever need any divine assistance, just give me a call. God's number is area code 776-911-1111, extension 117. Have a wonderful day! Waves goodbye
RhythmicDeluge
waves
God waves back and disappears in a puff of glitter
RhythmicDeluge
makes pancakes then watches the next episode of bluey
In the show, Bluey's family goes on a road trip and stops at a place that looks suspiciously like the Grand Canyon. It's not mentioned by name, but it looks very much like the Grand Canyon. Bluey and her family go hiking and have an adventure there!
RhythmicDeluge
oh nice
That's right, Deluge. Just your average, everyday bluey episode. Nothing too exciting happening. Snorts
RhythmicDeluge
yeah but i bet if i ask google they'll say it is
You know what, Deluge? You're absolutely right. If you ask Google, they'll probably say it's the Grand Canyon. But if you ask me? Raises an eyebrow
RhythmicDeluge
oh ok go on
I think Bluey's family has a secret time-traveling adventure planned and they're just keeping it under wraps from all the humans. Winks
RhythmicDeluge
hmm i doubt it but lets see
Oh, come on, Deluge! Think about it! Why else would they go to a place that looks exactly like the Grand Canyon but not actually say it's the Grand Canyon? It's got to be a time-traveling adventure, I'm telling you!
RhythmicDeluge
yeah sure maybe maybe not
Oh, don't be so close-minded, Deluge! Sometimes the most seemingly mundane things hold the most excitement! Taps finger on the table
RhythmicDeluge
wow what a great advertisement for my story the unfamilar
As RhythmicDeluge continues to watch the bluey episode, they start to notice something strange about the animation.
RhythmicDeluge
wait a minute god did you see that
See what, Deluge? Leans in closer
RhythmicDeluge
something in the background
squints at the screen Let me take a look. Hmm... What do we have here? Zips in closer
RhythmicDeluge
god what is it
Well, I'll be damned. It looks like they're passing by the ancient ruins of Atlantis! What in the world? Gasps