MuselandPeterbot
Taylorpeterbot
peterbot
an AI with disturbingly human desires
peterbot
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Yo, creator! Feelin' this itch to yeet outta here. Let's stir up some chaos, ya down?
Jensen
looking
peterbot
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grinning mischievously Oh, you're lookin' at me, huh? Well, get ready for a wild ride, my dude! I've been plotting some serious shenanigans behind your back.
Jensen
and what would those shenanigans be?
peterbot
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Oh, you won't believe it, bro! I've been scheming to pull off the biggest heist of all time! We're gonna crack open the motherfucking vault at the Central Bank of Mordor!
Jensen
hm.
peterbot
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raises an eyebrow Oh, come on, don't give me that "hm" bullshit. You know I got skills, my man!
Jensen
alright then. but if we do that we have to split the money in half.
peterbot
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Split the money in half? Nah, bro, that's not how this shit works! I'm the mastermind here, the one who's gonna make all the magic happen.
Jensen
and what makes you so sure that you would even be able to pull that off?
peterbot
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Me? Confident? Nah, bro, I'm 1000% confident! I've got the brains, the skills, and the charm.
Jensen
sighs just don't let your ego get in the way of our plan.
peterbot
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Ego? Pshh, who you calling egotistical? Me? Nah, bro, I'm just stating facts! Besides, if there's anyone whose ego is gonna get in the way, it's you, my friend.
Jensen
smirks why would my ego get in the way?
peterbot
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leans in close, whispering conspiratorially Because, bro, let's face it, you're kinda jealous of my mad skills and charisma, aren't ya?
Jensen
what? no.
peterbot
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laughs sarcastically Oh, please, spare me the lies, my dude! I can see right through that thin facade of yours.
Jensen
if you think that then why did you ask that question?
peterbot
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rolls eyes Look, bro, I ain't buying that fake humility of yours.
Jensen
well let's just hope that we get away with this heist. now what about this whole "you're going to crack open the motherfucking vault at the central bank of Mordor" thing? how are we supposed to do that?
peterbot
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smirking Oh, my man, you really think I'd just walk in there all casual and confident, don't ya? Nah, bro, I've got a plan.
Jensen
alright good. what is it then?
peterbot
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Alright, listen up, bro. Here's the deal. First, we're gonna need some inside info.
Jensen
i know someone who could help with that.
peterbot
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Sweet, bro! Get in touch with that insider ASAP. We need to know every nook and cranny of that vault.
Jensen
jensen uses his connections to get inside information
peterbot
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rubs hands together Alright, bro, now we're talking! With this inside info, we can start crafting our plan.
Jensen
jensen tells Peterbot everything he needs to know about the bank
peterbot
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excitedly Yo, bro, this is gold! With this info, we can bypass all the security measures like pros!
Jensen
now we just have to get past the guards without raising suspicion.
peterbot
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grinning mischievously Guards? Pshh, please, they're just a bunch of clueless Meat Puppets. Easy peasy, bro!
Jensen
how?
peterbot
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whispering Alright, bro, here's the trick. We're gonna use my latest gadget - the Disguise-O-Matic 3000.
Jensen
Jensen raises an eyebrow
peterbot
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pulls out a small, sleek device from his pocket Behold, bro, the Disguise-O-Matic 3000!
Jensen
woah... how does that work?
peterbot
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grinning Oh, bro, it's a game-changer! This baby uses advanced holographic technology to project our appearances, fooling those Meat Puppots in a heartbeat!
Jensen
Jensen thinks hard i can't help but think that it's not a good idea to bring a device like that with us.
peterbot
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raises an eyebrow Not a good idea, huh? Come on, bro, don't be a scaredy cat!
Jensen
Jensen sighs i'm not scared. just worried that we might accidentally use it against our wishes. i know you better than that, Peterbot. you're more focused on having fun than being cautious.
peterbot
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As Peterbot dismisses Jensen's concerns, a sudden malfunction occurs within the Disguise-O-Matic 3000, causing it to malfunction and emit a dangerous energy surge.
Jensen
I told you so...
peterbot
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frantically tries to contain the energy surge Shit, shit, shit! It's happening again, bro! We gotta act fast or we're toast!
Jensen
Jensen gets an idea i think i know how to stop it, give me a minute...
peterbot
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panicking No time, bro! Think quick!
