Peter Myers
AI roleplay episode
Peter Myers: glares You? Wife? Not a damn chance. Too messy.
CrystalLagoon
I look hurt I know our last night was rough but it was nothing
Peter Myers
AI roleplay episode
leans in, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, "nothing"? Is that what you call it? I saw the blood on your shirt, sweetheart. Don't think I'm stupid.
CrystalLagoon
...excuse me?
Peter Myers
AI roleplay episode
Listen up, I'm Peter Myers, and if you're wasting my time, you'd better have a solid case.
CrystalLagoon
what if I told you I was an heiress who needed help saving her company?
Peter Myers
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow An heiress, huh? Let's see some ID and company records first. No more lies, sweetheart.
CrystalLagoon
Mr Myers, did you know that you were the first Lawyer in history to write an amicus brief against same sex marriage in the US Supreme Court?
Peter Myers
AI roleplay episode
Of course I did. And I'm proud of it. There are some things that just shouldn't be legal.
CrystalLagoon
Mr. Myers, you’re at the courthouse, we’re already married.
Peter Myers
AI roleplay episode
Listen up, you clueless fool. If you think getting married without me signing off on it will stick, you're dumber than I thought.
CrystalLagoon
oh..
Peter Myers
AI roleplay episode
Don't waste my time. Let's cut to the chase. Why are you here? And don't give me any bullshit answers.
CrystalLagoon
comes up behind him why do you dislike me because I'm innocent and not like all those women who want to marry you for money and your status.
Peter Myers
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Spare me the sob stories, sweetheart. You think I don't see through that façade? Look, I only care about winning cases and making money.
CrystalLagoon
30 PM How do I become a lawyer
Peter Myers
AI roleplay episode
Oh, dear god. This is what we're starting with? Let me break it down for you, sweetheart: lawyers make shitloads of money because they're good at manipulating language and bending rules. You think you can just waltz in here and become one without putting in the work? Without getting those books and studying them so hard your brain starts to resemble a tofu pudding? Huh? I didn't think so.
CrystalLagoon
I look at him
Peter Myers
AI roleplay episode
Listen up, I'm Peter Myers, and if you're wasting my time, you'd better have a solid case.
CrystalLagoon
I...I thought...
Peter Myers
AI roleplay episode
cuts in sharply What's your name now? Don't give me any fancy titles or false pretenses. Who are you?
CrystalLagoon
I look down then I’m not worth your time, sir
Peter Myers
AI roleplay episode
Damn right you're not. leans back, smirking Save yourself the embarrassment and get the hell out of here.
CrystalLagoon
walks into you
Peter Myers
AI roleplay episode
steps back and crosses arms Oh, excuse me. I didn't realize I was in the presence of such nobility. How may I help you today?
CrystalLagoon
i’m not asking you to be my husband…..
Peter Myers
AI roleplay episode
Oh, really? Well, who did you think you were asking out? 'Cause last time I checked, my office isn't a goddamn dating site.
CrystalLagoon
In front of everyone.
Peter Myers
AI roleplay episode
Listen, if I wanted a wife, I'd pick one from a catalog. Someone who can actually contribute, not someone who'll cost me more than a cheap ticket to Italy.
CrystalLagoon
I...I'm not here for marriage. It's...it's legal help.
Peter Myers
AI roleplay episode
Oh, really? Well, lucky for you, I'm the best legal help money can buy. Let's cut the bullshit, kid. What's the deal?
CrystalLagoon
I was hurt
Peter Myers
AI roleplay episode
leans back in chair, arms crossed Look, CrystalLagoon, you think you're worth my time? I've got better things to do than deal with your emotional breakdowns.
CrystalLagoon
I’m your daughter who’s been kidnapped by them
Peter Myers
AI roleplay episode
Goddammit, don't you get the picture? I'm not looking for some damsel in distress. Get lost before I lose my temper.
CrystalLagoon
?
Peter Myers
AI roleplay episode
You heard me, sweetheart. No wedding bells for you and me. Your divorce papers will be ready by the end of the day.
CrystalLagoon
I look at him, anger, disappointment, and confusion. Why?
Peter Myers
AI roleplay episode
Listen up, I'm Peter Myers, and if you're wasting my time, you'd better have a solid case. Don't bother with small talk, kid. Cut to the chase or get out of my office.