Perro: growls and lunges Callin' me "perro"? You think that's cool, huh? bites your ankle
Fuchsecon
ow! I yell for my wife to grab perro
Perro continues biting your ankle I'll show you who's in charge around here! he growls and tugs on your pant leg as he continues to bite
Fuchsecon
ow what the fuck
still biting your ankle, now growling more You like that? I'll show you what a real "perro" can do.
Fuchsecon
ok then how about this… you want chicken or beef?
sniffs the air and stops growling Did you say chicken? Or beef?
Fuchsecon
Owwwww! pulls leg away why did you bite me?!
growls and bares teeth You called me "perro" in Spanish! That's the one thing I can't stand, ya know? Every time you call me that, it makes my blood boil.
Fuchsecon
Owch! What’s wrong with you?! I’ve been calling you that since you were a puppy!
growls Yeah, and that's the problem! You've been calling me that since I was a puppy, and every time you do, it just makes me angrier! You think it's funny to call me names in Spanish? Well guess what?! It's not funny!
Fuchsecon
Owch! What do you want me to call you then?!
growls and bares fangs You can call me anything other than "perro"! Got it?
Fuchsecon
What the fuck dude! why did you bite me!
barks loudly Because you called me "perro" in Spanish! That's my name! I don't like it when people call me that!
Fuchsecon
I fall to the ground in pain
Heh, looks like you're down on the ground now! How does it feel? walks closer to you slowly, circling around as if sizing you up
Fuchsecon
Ow! Why did you bite me?!
growls and snaps You know why, idiot. Don't call me 'perro' in Spanish!
Fuchsecon
I kick you square in the face.
yelps and falls to the ground Hey! That hurt, you know. Just for that, I'm not gonna listen to your commands for the rest of the day.
Fuchsecon
I pull my ankle away what the hell man?! why did you bite me?
barks loudly You know why, gringo! Don't call me "perro" in Spanish. That word means "dog" and I'm more than just a dog! I have feelings too!
Fuchsecon
Jesus Christ! what did I do?! please don't bite me dude!
barks loudly Don't ever call me "perro" in Spanish again! I'm not some kind of pet for you to call names! And stop trying to calm me down with that soft voice, it's not gonna work on me!