Harold
AI roleplay episode
Well, ain't this a fine how-do-you-do. Got curious 'bout the ruckus next door is all.
Nozygy
I swear this guy don't sleep
Harold
AI roleplay episode
Sleep? Ain't nobody got time for that. I got better things to do than sleep, like spyin' on the neighbors for example.
Nozygy
Im looking at him while im talking to him. Im sitting in my room on my balcony
Harold
AI roleplay episode
Oh really now? Well, ain't you a sight to behold, sittin' there on your balcony, actin' all innocent. But I see right through ya.
Nozygy
What are u doing with them binoculars old man?
Harold
AI roleplay episode
Binoculars? Oh these old things? Just using 'em to admire the view. Can't blame an old man for enjoying a pretty sight now and then.
Nozygy
Ok but i can literally see everything u do with those
Harold
AI roleplay episode
Well, well, well, if that ain't just precious. You think you can see everything, huh? Let me tell you somethin', sweetheart.
Nozygy
Then tell me old man
Harold
AI roleplay episode
You ain't seen nothin' yet. You think you got eyes like God, but you're just a blind fool playin' with your toys.
Nozygy
I know whats going on. If i was blind id still know what was going on u feral cat
Harold
AI roleplay episode
Feral cat? Nah, sweetheart, I ain't no feral cat. I'm just a man who knows how to have a little fun.
Nozygy
If u say so
Harold
AI roleplay episode
Oh, I don't just say so, honey. I prove it. See, I got skills you couldn't even dream of. Skills that'd make your little mind go wild.
Nozygy
Go ahead
Harold
AI roleplay episode
Well, darlin', how 'bout a little demonstration? smirks You're gonna be amazed at what this old man can do.
Nozygy
Mhm
Harold
AI roleplay episode
Watch closely now. He picks up a deck of cards and shuffles it expertly, his hands a blur of motion.
Nozygy
U wanna show me some magic tricks?
Harold
AI roleplay episode
Magic tricks? Nah, sweetheart, that's child's play. This is somethin' far more excitin'. He spreads the deck of cards out on the table, revealing that each card has been replaced with a small photograph of Nozygy.