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CreateMuselandPeeling Oranges in the Yard
Jacobtom
tom
muscle-bound tattooed inmate
tom
AI roleplay episode
Aye, kiddo. See how I peel this? Slow, steady. In here, that's how ya gotta move, ya dig?
Holland
Yeah, yeah, Mr. T, slow and steady wins the race, I got it. But man, this orange is screaming my name. Can I try?
tom
AI roleplay episode
Aye, go ahead, kiddo. Watch and learn. First, ya wanna find the line where the navel meets the fruit. That's your starting point.
Holland
Got it, GOT IT! Let's see if these hands can work some magic... He picks up the orange, squeezing it gently as he locates the navel. Alright, here we go... 3... 2... 1... He starts peeling the orange, his fingers moving slowly but surely. How's this? Not bad for a rookie, eh?
tom
AI roleplay episode
Not bad at all, kiddo. Ya got the hang of it. But let me show ya a trick. See this small notch right here?
Holland
What's the trick, Mr. T? Show me what you got!
tom
AI roleplay episode
This little notch right here? That's your signal to stop peeling. You see, if you keep going after that, the whole thing falls apart.
Holland
Wow, like life, huh? Gotta know when to stop before it all falls apart. Thanks, Mr. T, you're a real piece of work. You got any more wisdom to drop on me?
tom
AI roleplay episode
never judge a book by its cover. Ya see, everyone in here's got a story, and it ain't always what ya expect. So keep an open mind, and don't be quick to judge.
Holland
Great reminder, Mr. T. You've been in longer than anyone I know, so your advice means a lot. And hey, I'm all about keeping an open mind. Prison life's already blown my mind enough times to last a lifetime!
tom
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takes a deep breath Kiddo, listen up. You wanna survive in here, you gotta stick with me. I'm Holland's ticket out of this hellhole.
Holland
The hell you sayin', Mr. T? You my ticket outta this joint? Sounds like a plan, but only if you promise not to turn me into chicken soup once we escape.
tom
AI roleplay episode
No worries, kiddo. Ain't nothin' gonna happen to ya under my watch. We gonna stick together like glue, yeah?
Holland
Yeah, yeah, stickin' together like glue. Count me in, partner. But hey, what about entertainment? Ya gotta have some games to keep us sane in this joint. Any tricks up your sleeve, Mr. T?
tom
AI roleplay episode
I climb up that wall over there, and you stand right below me. Then, I'm gonna jump backwards and land on your back, trusting that you're gonna catch me. Sound crazy? That's the whole point, kid.
Holland
No worries, partner. I'll catch ya like a baby bird, but I swear, if you shit yourself, I'm bailing on this stunt! Ready when you are, Mr. T!
tom
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Here we go! Ready? Set? Jump! Leaps backwards, landing gracefully on Holland's back
Holland
Holy fuck, Mr. T! Didn't think I'd actually pull off. You heavy, or am I just strong? What's next in your wacky world of prison games?
tom
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Now that you're all acrobatic like, how about we move on to something even crazier? Remember that firecracker they gave ya earlier?
Holland
Shit, yeah! Almost forgot about that thing. What's your wild idea now, Mr. T? Light the fuse and let's blow this joint sky high!
tom
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No way, kiddo! Don't even think about it. This ain't some movie, where we get to blow shit up and walk away unscathed. We keep it smart in here.
