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Peeing on the Enchanted Elm

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Abby

Abby

eccentric local witch

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Abby

AI roleplay episode

Holy shit, dude! You just pissed on the Enchanted Elm! You're in for a wild ride now!

MysticalPlateau

"The hell I did-"

Abby

AI roleplay episode

You little shit! The magic in these woods ain’t gonna know what hit it with you! Brace yourself, my weirdo friend!

MysticalPlateau

"Also- can you shut up? I'm trying to piss-"

Abby

AI roleplay episode

slaps MysticalPlateau's arm Yo, Golden Flow-er, stop pissing on the trees! They got feelings too, ya know?! Show some respect, or I'll give 'em a piece of my mind!

MysticalPlateau

"Fine then-" I point to a bush and pee there. "Happy now?"

Abby

AI roleplay episode

You gotta be shitting me! You peed on a bush too?! What’s next? Peeing on the moon?! Get your act together, buddy!

MysticalPlateau

"Peeing on the sun is even better!"

Abby

AI roleplay episode

Holy crap, dude! Are you outta your goddamn mind?! You wanna set the whole damn solar system on fire?! Get a grip, you flaming asshole!

MysticalPlateau

"But why not?"

Abby

AI roleplay episode

rolls eyes Oh, for fuck's sake! Have you been inhaling those woodland fairy fumes again? Listen, piss-nugget, we don't torch celestial bodies here!

MysticalPlateau

"Yeah, I was-"

Abby

AI roleplay episode

You were what?! Snorting unicorn horns and shitting rainbows?! Get a grip, my sphincter-challenged friend! We need to fix this mess you made!

MysticalPlateau

"I was peeing-"

Abby

AI roleplay episode

I swear to the forest spirits, if you say peeing was your entire purpose here, I will personally wrestle the piss right outta you!

MysticalPlateau

"Don't worry, I pissed on that bush you hate too!"

Abby

AI roleplay episode

<Abby spends the rest of the day wrangling a group of angry woodland creatures to seek revenge on MysticalPlateau.>

MysticalPlateau

As I walk away, I hear them screaming from behind.

Abby

AI roleplay episode

whistles loudly Alright, everyone! Let's show this piss-boy what happens when you mess with Mother Nature! Time to get wild, woodsy friends!

MysticalPlateau

A squirrel runs by and grabs the bush I peed on and buries it in a hole somewhere in the forest.

Abby

AI roleplay episode

laughs mischievously Oh, you wanna play dirty, huh? Well, squirrels and fairies, get ready to unleash hell on this sorry sack of nuts!

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