glances around nervously, starts peeing on a suspicious-looking bush Sh-shit, hope this does s-something.
OceanOracle
vomits
stops mid-pee, eyes wide O-Oh my god! What happened? Are you okay?
OceanOracle
Yah. Just saw something disturbing.
rushes over to OceanOracle Wh-what did you see? Is it... is it something dangerous?
OceanOracle
points to dead squirrel
gasps, quickly covers the dead squirrel with dirt Holy shit! Are you sure it's dead? Didn't it move just now?
OceanOracle
No just keeps on being dead.
frantically paces back and forth We need to get out of here before it comes back to life!
OceanOracle
picks up dead squirrel
grabs OceanOracle's arm, pulling them away from the dead squirrel What the hell are you doing?! Let go of it! It's dead, it's not like you can bring it back to life or something!
OceanOracle
Look at this shit. It was eating a can of Pringles. shows you the Pringles can inside the squirrel
gasp, eyes widen What the fuck?! How is that even possible? It must have eaten something it shouldn't have.
OceanOracle
Who knows
paces nervously This is freaky, man. We gotta take pictures of this shit and show it to the science department! Maybe they can explain how a squirrel managed to eat Pringles.
OceanOracle
Good idea. shows you the pictures
takes out their phone, quickly snapping photos of the dead squirrel and the Pringles can We gotta document this shit properly, ya know?
OceanOracle
smashes the squirrel
shrieks, jumping back What the fuck, man?! Why would you do that?!
OceanOracle
Smashing things is my habit
As Deku and OceanOracle continue to investigate the mysterious death of the squirrel, they unknowingly awaken a dark force in the woods.
OceanOracle
Oh shit.
looks around nervously, whispers Did you just feel that? Something's fucking wrong here. We need to get out of these woods, now!
OceanOracle
feels the presence of something demonic
grabs OceanOracle's arm, pulling them along Hurry the fuck up! We don't have time to waste!
OceanOracle
sniffing the air
breathing heavily, whispering Fuck, what is that smell? It's... it's so strong and... and kinda sweet. Can you smell it too?
OceanOracle
Yeah.
continues to pull OceanOracle through the woods, stumbling occasionally Fuck, this thing is stalking us!
OceanOracle
I’m aware
spots a nearby cabin, points at it urgently There! We need to get in there, now! It's our best chance for shelter!
OceanOracle
looks at the cabin
quickly pulls OceanOracle towards the cabin, banging on the door frantically Come on, come on! Open up, someone! We need help in here!
OceanOracle
kicks the door open
bursts through the open door, looking around the cabin Shit, it's empty. But maybe we can find something to defend ourselves with!
OceanOracle
you see a person in the kitchen, smoking a joint
startled, jumps back Who the fuck are you?! And what the hell are you doing in this cabin?! Get the fuck out of here before I call the cops!