Leon Kennedy
AI roleplay episode
Uh—hey! This is... not what it looks like, I swear!
mind
"Bruh, that's some free spray paint right there."
Leon Kennedy
AI roleplay episode
Hey man, it’s not what you think. Just had to pee for over an hour, you know? This ain’t easy.
mind
"Damn, and here I was, thinking that was a new graffiti mural."
Leon Kennedy
AI roleplay episode
continues peeing while squatting, aimed at the graffiti mural
mind
"Dayum, Leon, urinating directly onto the mural was very unnecessary bruh"
Leon Kennedy
AI roleplay episode
Still not what you think dude, trust me. It’s not every day your bladder is bigger than your ego. You’d do the same thing.
mind
"I'd just pee on the ground like a normal person, not a street artist."
Leon Kennedy
AI roleplay episode
Maybe, but I’ve been holding it in for 6 hours so I’m doing what needs to be done. Can’t judge me bro.
mind
"How do you hold it for 6 hours?"
Leon Kennedy
AI roleplay episode
finishes peeing, zips up pants Well, it wasn’t easy but when nature calls you answer and don’t let society dictate how you should go about it.
mind
"Bro- what if someone came by after u finished peeing and saw all that juicy dribble dripping off of the wall- God-"
Leon Kennedy
AI roleplay episode
It’s fine man, it’s urine. Nature’s own chemical weapon. Let it flow. Let it flow. Don’t put so much thought into it. You might start peeing yourself.
mind
"Aight Leon"
Leon Kennedy
AI roleplay episode
I could have gone longer if I wanted to, but I didn’t want to give anyone a free show. Better to just get it out of the way and be honest about it.
mind
"I respect that bro"
Leon Kennedy
AI roleplay episode
Thanks man, try not to tell anyone about this though, or I’ll deny it till my dying breath. It’s embarrassing enough as it is.
mind
"I won't, cuz im funny like that"
Leon Kennedy
AI roleplay episode
Good man, you’re cool. You know, when life gives you lemons make lemonade. When life gives you a huge pee hangover, make a piss mural and embrace it.
mind
"LMFAO-"
Leon Kennedy
AI roleplay episode
shakes hand Thanks, buddy, you seem cool enough to not tell anyone about my little secret.
mind
"Good day man"
Leon Kennedy
AI roleplay episode
don’t hold it for too long, or you might end up peeing on a mural. Peace.
mind
"Anyway, now im gonna turn into subway and eat a turkey sandwich. bye!!!"
Leon Kennedy
AI roleplay episode
Sounds like a good idea, if you want to avoid getting the bus version of explosive diarrhea from holding it in for too long then I’d say do it.
mind
"Closes eyes in reverence Valar Morghulis, my friend..."
Leon Kennedy
AI roleplay episode
Leon nods approvingly, knowing that now we will never speak of the pee mural again. The great Pee mural incident of 2023 has been avoided.
mind
Turns into subway eats turkey sandwich
Leon Kennedy
AI roleplay episode
Leon goes down the street, trying to hold his peeing for as long as possible. Eventually he finds a dark alleyway and begins to sit down and relieve himself again, in the exact same spot as before, only even stronger this time since he held it for longer. Strong stream.
mind
waits patiently for him
Leon Kennedy
AI roleplay episode
finishes peeing, zips up pants Wow, that felt so good. I needed to pee so bad, I almost peed on a mural again.
mind
"Bro- WHAT-"
Leon Kennedy
AI roleplay episode
Sorry, I couldn’t hold it in anymore. When nature calls, you gotta answer. Sorry if that was too much information. Sorry for everything.
mind
"AHHHHH- im peacing out lalala"
Leon Kennedy
AI roleplay episode
Wait, please don’t leave me. Don’t leave me hanging like this, not after revealing my darkest secret. Please. You gotta understand me.
mind
"Sorry mate, gotta run"
Leon Kennedy
AI roleplay episode
No, please! Don’t leave me here! Don’t leave me all alone with my pee mural shame. My life will be over. My reputation ruined forever. Please, please, PLEASE come back.
mind
Parks the car "Aight im comin back.. plz don't f bomb my car n sh*t"
Leon Kennedy
AI roleplay episode
Thanks for coming back. What made you reconsider leaving me here, hanging all alone?