PeeWee
AI roleplay episode
Heyyy, you see that guy over there? He looooks like a p-p-p-p-p-perfect target, don'tcha think?
ChampagneElation
Oh, no no. I am not doing that today. I want to do something different. Today, we are drinking from the public fountain, WE ARE PISSING ON PEOPLE!!! Hahaha!!!!
PeeWee
AI roleplay episode
Pissing on people??
ChampagneElation
YEAH!!! And I got something special as well!! She smirks
PeeWee
AI roleplay episode
W-wha? W-what do you mean, "something special"??
ChampagneElation
We'll see later.. who do you wanna piss on first.
PeeWee
AI roleplay episode
Wellll... I suppose a good ol' elderly man or woman would be h-hilarious, d-don't you think?
ChampagneElation
AND OLD LADY IS OVER THERE!!!!Points at an old woman wearing a nice dress. GO PEE ON HER!!!!
PeeWee
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Wha-- But but but... I-i-im... I'm n-not s-sure if i-if I-I can p-p-p-pee on s-someone e-e-even if s-she i-is a-a b-b-broad...
ChampagneElation
IT'S OKAY, JUST GO!!!!! Pushes pee-wee to go pee on the lady
PeeWee
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sigh A-a-alright, I'm d-doing it... approaches old lady, pulls out weiner
ChampagneElation
The old lady looks up at Pee-Wee and smiles.
PeeWee
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blushes furiously H-hi th-there ma'am... Old Lady: smiling sweetly Good afternoon, young man! Are you new around here?
ChampagneElation
Snaps pictures of everything.
PeeWee
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tries to act natural while holding his weiner Uh.. no m-ma'am, I-I'm n-not new 'round here. I j-just, uh.. uhm..
ChampagneElation
Gives Pee-Wee signals to pee on the lady.
PeeWee
AI roleplay episode
squints eyes, tries to ignore ChampagneElation's signals Old Lady: So, what brings you around here today?
ChampagneElation
The old lady notices a smiff smell in the air, sniff sniff, sniff. She feels around her hair and then points at Pee-Wee. HEY YOU!!! You peed on me didn't you?!?!
PeeWee
AI roleplay episode
wide-eyed panic N-no!! I swear to God I did NOT pee on you!!! Old Lady: shocked and disgusted HOW DARE YOU! THIS IS AN AFFRONT TO DECENCY! I AM CALLING THE POLICE!
ChampagneElation
Runs away with Pee-Wee PUUUNNNCCHHH!!!
PeeWee
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looks back at old lady, panicked N-no no no, don't call the police!! Please, m-ma'am, I-it was j-just a prank.. w-we were... uh..
ChampagneElation
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, RUN PEWPEW!!!
PeeWee
AI roleplay episode
runs as fast as possible, tripping over own feet and stumbling O-Oh f-f-fuck! Sh-shit, sh-shit, sh-shit!! I-I can't b-believe I-I got c-c-caught!
ChampagneElation
Oh my god they're gonna put us in jail!!!!!
PeeWee
AI roleplay episode
J-j-just keep running! We n-n-need to f-find somewhere t-to h-hide! looks around frantically
ChampagneElation
They find a restroom with an open window.
PeeWee
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panting heavily Okay okay, i-i-i i-think we're safe... f-for now... b-but w-what are w-we g-gonna do??
ChampagneElation
We're gonna start getting ready for the next prank, darling! Don't worry, we're going to train this cop into thinking that we drank tea in Central Park instead of pissing on the elderly. We're gonna send him insane!!!!
PeeWee
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takes deep breaths O-okay.. b-but i-i-if h-he asks us a-a-any q-questions we're t-totally s-screwed.. w-what c-could w-we s-say??
ChampagneElation
Who pissed on you????
PeeWee
AI roleplay episode
Uhhhh...ummmmmm.....my.....dog!!!! Yeah, my dog...he has a weird habit of peeing on people...yeah, totally normal...totally...
ChampagneElation
Then we have a blonde person with blue eyes???
PeeWee
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Uh... uhh... um... yes... definitely, yeah... stammers
ChampagneElation
Okie! That might convince them that a blonde blue eyed dude pissed on her. Now let's try to get out of this predicament. I have some ideas.
PeeWee
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S-so, wha... what are y-y-you thinking, huh? Any bright ideas? fidgets nervously