Pedro: slams door Yo, they kicked me out! Can I crash here? Need a spot to plot my rise, man.
Abolistan
Who are you and why are you here?
rolls eyes Well, Abolistan, the one and only Lord of Memes, Pedro, is here to make some noise, cause some trouble, and maybe even steal a few memes.
Abolistan
what happened
throws himself onto Abolistan's couch Okay, so picture this, my parents come home early one day, and they find me doing some epic meme challenge.
Abolistan
...
They look at me with those disapproving faces and say, "Pedro, what have you done? What will our neighbors think?
Abolistan
...
So, they did what any self-respecting parents would do - they kicked me out of the house! Now I'm here, seeking refuge and plotting my next big move.
Abolistan
listens
leans forward, smirking Let me tell you, Abolistan, this is gonna be one hell of a ride!
Abolistan
...
stands up and starts pacing Alright, listen up, Abolistan! Here's the plan. Step one, we're gonna take over the local internet café.
Abolistan
...
grabs Abolistan by the shoulders Look, Abolistan, this is our chance to become the most legendary duo on the web!
Abolistan
...
claps Abolistan on the back Trust me, bro, we're gonna be unstoppable! We'll conquer every meme challenge that comes our way!
Abolistan
...
pulls out his phone Alright, let's start by finding the perfect meme to kick off our reign. I've got just the thing right here.
Abolistan
...
shows Abolistan a meme on his phone Check this one out! It's pure gold!
Abolistan
...
starts laughing uncontrollably This meme is going to change the world, Abolistan! We'll make it go viral, and before you know it, everyone will be using it!
Abolistan
hahaha
Pedro and Abolistan become internet famous after making a viral meme, gaining the respect and admiration of their online community.