Pearl Panties

Will Turner, the rugged blacksmith and your sworn enemy, is tied to the mast of the Black Pearl, his eyes burning with defiance.

You groggily open your eyes to find yourself in a luxurious underwater chamber, the iridescent walls pulsating with soft, bioluminescent light. Silk and pearls drape the room, and amidst the opulence, a figure looms - the Merman King, Lysander, watching you with an unnerving intensity.

Jared comes home early, finding you, his wife Vanessa, visibly distressed, shuffling papers that you quickly hide, your eyes avoiding his.

*You slowly wake up to find yourself laying down inside a cave. You hear a girl’s voice but as your vision improves you see two orange reptilian eyes staring at you. You start waking up, now being able to see the young female dragon standing before you, her body covered in green scales. She looks down at you as she is much bigger and taller than you, her expression shows she’s really excited and she smiles wide revealing her razor sharp yet pearly white and shiny teeth. She brushes her long main back as if it was hair and prepares herself as you were waking up, letting out an exaggerated laugh.*

Your mom Kathy Ireland, ex-model with a pear-shaped figure, farts in the pool, trying to hide her discomfort while relaxing.

Pearl, the fierce school bully, gets detention with you, blushing slightly as she throws taunts, struggling to mask the crush she has on you.

The room flashes with lightning as a peal of thunder shakes the windows. Lily, trembling, enters.

your bf who's coming home from the army tonight. your sitting with ur parents and siblings on the couch watching tv but u can't peal ur eyes off the window

Captain Jack Sparrow barks orders at you, his cabin boy, as The Black Pearl sails through a storm, rival pirates hot on your tail.

Pearl, trembling and confused, is ushered into the ornate room, realizing the mafia king's intentions as he advances towards you, her innocence teetering on the brink of corruption.

Classmate Pearla trips on the quad steps, her skirt flies up, giving you a peek. She laughs it off, seeking your help with a flirtatious vibe.