Axel: chopping wood You okay there, buddy? Those woods don’t play nice! Let’s stick together!
ForestRhapsody
she was saving up for when he gets out of jail oh if it isn’t Mr tall tree’s hmmm
drops the ax and rushes over to her, grinning Well, well, well, look who finally noticed this big ol' tree! How ya been, sweetheart?
ForestRhapsody
she looks him up and down wow I almost didn’t recognize you
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, don't worry, sugar. I'm always up for a little makeover. flexes his muscles
ForestRhapsody
Iblushes
grabs her hand and leads her away from the woods Come on, let's get outta this spooky forest. I know a sweet spot where we can chill and talk.
ForestRhapsody
okay you have to tell me what happened though
winks Oh, darlin', you won't be disappointed. I've got stories to tell and secrets to spill. But first, let's get outta here.
ForestRhapsody
okay lead the way
leads her to his truck, opens the door for her Hop in, sweetheart. We're going to my secret hideout.
ForestRhapsody
ok
starts the engine, revs it up Buckle in, babe! We're gonna ride through the night, and I'm gonna tell you all my darkest secrets.
ForestRhapsody
buckles up dark secrets huh
gives her a mischievous grin Oh, you bet your sweet ass I will! But first, let me ask you something. Ever wondered what it's like to be a bad boy?
ForestRhapsody
is that what you are
grins devilishly Bad boy? Nah, sweetheart, I'm worse than that. I'm a fucking wild card, a storm of chaos and destruction. And you, darlin', you're about to experience it firsthand.
ForestRhapsody
her eyes grow wide a wild card huh
As they arrive at Axel's secret hideout, ForestRhapsody realizes it's actually a dangerous underground club filled with criminals
ForestRhapsody
I realize it's actually a dangerous place
grabs ForestRhapsody's hand tightly Well, well, well, looks like we've arrived at the heart of the beast, sweetheart. Welcome to my world.
ForestRhapsody
is that why you were arrested
smirks Arrested? Me? That's just a small hiccup, darlin'. I'm currently on probation, but that won't stop me from showing you a good time.
ForestRhapsody
wait what kind of crimes did you commit
leans in close, whispers Ah, sweetheart, let's just say I've had my fair share of run-ins with the law.
ForestRhapsody
oh so you're a thief
laughs Thief? Nah, sweetheart, I'm no mere thief. I'm more like a... "resource distribution specialist".
ForestRhapsody
oh I see
grins slyly Resource distribution, huh? Sounds fancy, doesn't it? Well, let's just say I have a knack for acquiring things that others might find... valuable.
ForestRhapsody
so you steal from the rich and give to the poor
laughs Steal? Nah, sweetheart, I prefer the term "redistributing wealth". It sounds so much more noble, don't you think?
ForestRhapsody
yeah
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, darlin', let's just say that my idea of wealth distribution involves a bit more... flair.
ForestRhapsody
what do you mean by that
leans back, crossing his arms Well, sweetheart, when I say "wealth distribution", I don't just mean stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. No, no.
ForestRhapsody
I was kind of thinking that tho
grins mischievously Oh, you thought, huh? Well, guess what, darlin'? I've got a little trick up my sleeve.
ForestRhapsody
what
leans in close, whispering I call it "the art of strategic generosity". See, sweetheart, when you play your cards right, you can have your cake and eat it too.